Monday, December 21, 2009

All-BPF Team

Initially I wanted to just put up a poll with maybe 10 guys, and have everyone vote on who they think the top player is (or has been) in our world, just so I could prove to domi that Spahn is a top 5 guy and worth more than a pitching prospect. But when I started looking for guys to put in the poll, I thought it might be more fun to just put together my own list of the top 5 guys to ever play in our world, based on nominations from everyone in the league. Then I quickly realized that a top 5 list would leave off some real studs, so now the idea has morphed into an All-BPF Team, with a player (and alternate) at each position, plus five starting pitchers and one closer.

Trying to find a happy medium between old-timers, and guys in their prime, and guys who are up-and-comers, was probably the toughest part. Do you really want to leave a guy like Ricardo Belliard off the list, simply because he fell off the map after Season 4, and then retired after a couple sub-par seasons when he was well past his prime? The guy won two MVP awards in a row, made three all-star teams, and was the 1B Silver Slugger three years in a row. He hit 74 HR's in Season 1, a feat that has been matched once, and will never be touched by anyone ever again. At the same time, you have guys like Lance Morris, who only has three full ML seasons under his belt, and just signed his first big arbitration deal at the start of this season. He's certainly one of the top players in the world, but the rumor around the league is that he doesn't even have hair on his balls yet. Can we include a guy on our All-BPF Team who has barely hit puberty? That's the line that I'm walking here, and hopefully I don't fall off of it. So without further delay, here is your All-BPF Team.

Catcher: Geronimo Cruz
I thought about this one for a while, and it turns out that we have a slew of top catchers in this world. But in the end, it had to be Cruz. A 5-time All-Star and 4-time Silver Slugger, Cruz has amassed 252 career HR's in the ML, while sporting a lifetime OPS of 1.036, with a good portion of that coming with the Evil Yankees. Essentially traded to NY for Rickey Kidd, the deal worked out for the Yankees, as Kidd has yet to regain the form he had with NY in Season 1, when he posted a 23-5 record on his way to the Cy Young. Meanwhile, Cruz has won two World Series with the Yankees.

Honorable Mention: Julius Neal -- Only in the Big's for three seasons, Neal has already established himself as the next great catcher in the world. With 161 HR's in three seasons with an OPS of 1.006, he is the offensive powerhouse that sagacious predicted he would be when he was drafted second overall in the first season. An everyday guy who calls a great game.

1B: Albert Cairo
Maybe the biggest no-brainer in this entire exercise. Cairo is simply awesome. A 4-time MVP, he has made the All-Star team every single season, he is a 3-time Silver Slugger at 1B, has 2 Gold Gloves, and even won the Home Run Derby in Season 2. Phew. His career totals at the age of 29 look like numbers that the majority of our world can only hope to attain during their entire careers. 413 HR's, 1090 RBI's, 1079 runs, 526 stolen bases, and a 1.042 OPS. My goodness. The only thing that could possibly slow him down would be a major injury, and there is always that potential. But if/when he gets that injury, hopefully it isn't until after he signs a $20M/yr deal after Season 9.

Honorable Mention: Ricardo Belliard who I mentioned earlier. Look at the damage this guy did in the first two seasons of this world, and even the third season. Two-time MVP, three-time All-Star, and three-time Silver Slugger, if he had been five years younger when the world started, he might be pushing Cairo's numbers (minus the SB's).

2B: Rick Halama
A six-time All-Star and five-time Silver Slugger (four at 2B, once at LF), Halama has been a consistent thorn-in-the-side of everyone in BPF. His power and range aren't quite what they were a few seasons ago (hence the move to LF over the last two seasons), but his career .344 batting average and 1.016 OPS were enough to convince Jacksonville to give him a 5-year contract worth $20M/yr.

Honorable Mention/Up-and-Comer: Alejandro Lee Taking a World Series team and barely making the playoffs as a wild card the following season, the only productive thing coonja76 did in Season 3 was sign Lee, and then get out of the way for vector21 to take over. With 3+ seasons at the ML level under his belt, Lee has already shown that he will be one of the all-time greats. Two All-Star games and a Silver Slugger award at the age of 23, only good things await Lee.

3B: Aaron Spahn
A four-time All-Star, three-time Silver Slugger, and a Gold Glove to his name, not to mention his World Series title from Season 2 that everyone forgets about, Spahn is one of the most complete players in the world. His statistics are somewhat skewed from his 2 1/2 seasons in the not-so-friendly confines of Petco Field in San Diego, but his career numbers are still quite phenomenal as a hitter, base runner, and fielder. He's one of those once-in-a-lifetime guys, and yet he has already been traded four time in his short career.

Honorable Mention: Roosevelt Brower No All-Star games and only a single Silver Slugger award to his name, but Brower is a force of nature. Just shy of 350 HR's for his career, he is second on the all-time list behind Cairo. Four consecutive 50+ HR seasons, his power has slowly tapered off the last two or three seasons, but he is still a threat for 40/125, and is hoping to rejuvenate his career with a move to Buffalo. Being paid $20M/yr until the end of Season 10, Buffalo is hoping he rejuvenates his career too.

SS: Domingo DeRojas
Another player who falls into the category of "what could have been." I have a few issues putting DeRojas in here as a SS, since I don't think he has had the defensive ratings of a SS since Season 3 or 4. But since he has logged over 1000 games at the position, with only 20 at any other position, he gets on the list. A four-time All-Star and three-time Silver Slugger, DeRojas has 267 career HR's and nearly 700 RBI's, while also scoring 714 runs and stealing 211 bases.

Honorable Mention: Tony Tejada I was somewhat surprised at how many people nominated this guy. Then I went back and looked at his numbers. A five-time All-Star, two-time Silver Slugger(!!) and four Gold Gloves at the SS position, his career fielding percentage at SS is .990, which ain't too bad. Before the wheels came off, he was also a base stealing machine, with 413 for his career, which puts him third on the all-time list.

LF: Hootie Flanagan
Who the hell is Hootie Flanagan? Maybe it's because he plays in the AL and I don't pay attention to much that goes on over there, but I had honestly never heard of this guy until I started doing this research. Did you know that he has been to the All-Star game five times, and was the MVP of the game in Season 3? Or that he has won four Silver Slugger awards? Or that he has two Gold Gloves to his name? And with a name like Hootie, how the F did I miss this guy all of these seasons? His performance has started to fall off a bit over the last couple of seasons, as he only hit 24 HR's last season and only managed 23 SB's, but he is still the best LF this world has seen so far.

Honorable Mention: Alexander Starr One of the few guys left from the Season 2 World Series team, Starr leads the franchise in virtually every major hitting category for his career, and should continue adding to those numbers until he retires, as he is most likely an Insurance Man for life.


CF: Kent Rivera
Do you know how hard it is to find a competent CF? Do a search for CF's at the ML level, I dare you. After you sort through the guys who are listed as a CF but are sporting a 70 glove, you'll find Rivera and his lifetime .985 fielding percentage in CF, along with his four All-Star appearances and three Silver Slugger awards. An outstanding lead-off guy (drew, why are you not using him as a lead-off guy?), Rivera has 804 career runs, 264 SB's, and a .373 OBP.

Honorable Mention: Willie Strickland Honestly, these guys were 1a and 1b, and they easily could have flip-flopped. Rivera got the nod because of his extra ML experience, but Strickland could certainly move past him in the coming years. He hits for power and average at the same time, while also fielding in CF at a .989 clip, which has helped earn him two Gold Gloves already to go with his four All-Star games and two Silver Slugger awards.

RF: Delino Hall
Wow, this one was tough. Do you know how many studs are playing RF in our world? My "short list" for this position was longer than any other position, and even then I felt like there were three or four guys who were still getting left off the list. In the end, Hall rose to the top with his two MVP awards, five All-Star teams, and five Silver Slugger awards. I hesitated for a moment, because the majority of his playing career has been at 2B. But recently he was moved to RF, and that seems to be where he will continue playing. What is amazing is how many times this fantastic player has been traded in his short career.

Honorable Mention: Rob Dickerson and Delino Ryan I couldn't pick just one of these guys, and either could have been the overall winner in this category. If Ryan hadn't been injured last season, we might have him in the same breath as Hall, and if Dickerson hadn't gotten so old so fast, he might have killed both of the Delino's in this position. Despite all of that, Dickerson still has three MVP awards, six All-Star appearances, and three Silver Sluggers on his mantle, so he doesn't care if he is on the inactive list of the KC Triple-A squad. "If those guys want to pay me $4.4M to act as the unofficial hitting coach down here, I don't give a shit." Meanwhile, Ryan won an MVP award in Season 6, is a three-time All-Star, and has two Silver Sluggers to his name. Drafted number 18 overall by Baltimore, then traded to Oakland, and now traded to Montreal, he is hoping to regain his form.

Starting Pitchers, in no particular order:
Jumbo Long -- Two Cy Young awards, five All-Star appearances, 120 wins with a 2.98 ERA...and he's only 30 years old. I can almost guarantee that he will demand a max contract when his current deal runs out at the end of this season, and even at 31, he'll deserve it.

Oscar Dunham -- Two Cy Young awards, four All-Star appearances, 107 wins, 1300 strikeouts (third all-time) and a 3.42 ERA. His fastball isn't what it was a few seasons ago, and he's 37 years old now, but he is still one of the all-time greats.

Chris Matthews -- Five All-Star appearances and a Cy Young to compliment his 119 wins (59 of which he did entirely on his own) and 2.75 ERA, Matthews is on his second(!) max contract, which will take him to the ripe age of 38yo. If Indy treats him right, he should still be winning double-digit games by the time his contract runs out, with some of those wins still being CG's.

Dummy Wayne -- Three All-Star teams, ROY in Season 2, and 85 wins in 186 starts, Wayne has really benefited from Oakland's recent rise in offense. Only 7-16 during his first full season with the franchise, Wayne has since posted a 60-27 record, and a sub 3.00 ERA during each of those four seasons.

Rico Rivera -- "Only" a single Cy Young award to his name, Rivera has a record of 62-30 for his career, and is top 3 in the world's history when it comes to OAV, OBP, SLG, WHIP and ERA.

Closer: Danny Erickson -- Another "what if" guy, Erickson was used mostly as a setup pitcher during the first few seasons, and wasn't turned into a closer until he came to Memphis in Season 4. Since then, he has made the All-Star team every season, and won the Fireman of the Year award in Season 5. He has 208 saves in 230 opportunities, while posting a 1.72 ERA and .183 OAV, with OBP and SLG at .250 or lower. Even at the age of 38, this guy could step into any clubhouse and be the best closer in the building. His fastball is way down from where it was a few years ago, but he isn't a one-pitch kind of guy, he can get it done a number of ways.

Phew. Well that was fun. I hope you learned something.
-nj

RIP Brittany Murphy


Friday, December 18, 2009

Season 8: This Time It's Personal

Well here we go kids. We've made the majority of our moves (or in foolsgold's case 0.000057439% of them). Most teams are set, it's time for the reviews, previews, analysis', grades, and predictions. I'll shake things up and start in the NL. So first up is:

NL North

Buffalo Wooden Nickle (bbmogul: 130 seasons, career win %: 484, WS: 1)
Last season's record: 98-64 1st/predicted record 90-72
Payroll: $104 mil.
Hitting: C+
Pitching:B-
Fielding:C
Overall: C+
Looking to follow up on an impressive season 7. Several personnel changes will make things interesting. Very good Cfer and a superior lead-off man in LFer Jon Porter. Not very good gloves around the horn. Pitching is fairly strong, but no Cy Young candidates with Chris Matthews being traded.
Season 8 forecast: 91-71

Iowa City Cornish Hens(hshack: 30 seasons, career win %: .476, WS 1)
Last Season's record: 75-87/season7 prediction 89-73
Payroll: $80.9 mil
Offense: C
Pitching: C+
Defense: C-
Overall: C
Lack of solid gloves and power bats will hinder progress in Iowa. Very fast on the basepaths.
Season 8 forecast: 80-82

Cincinnati Red Thumpers(statman527: 21 seasons, career win %: .453)
Last Season's record: 92-70/ season7 prediction: 91-71
Payroll: 55.7 mil
Offense: C
Pitching: C
Defense: C
Overall: C
Cincy might be taking a step back this season. Stars Flash Bass and Art Walker will shine, but depth will be an issue.
Season 8 forecast: 84-78

Minnesota Salvation(chadtv: 3 seasons, career win %: .387)
Last Seasons record: 56-106/ season 7 prediction 62-100
Payroll: 57.4 mil
Offense: D+
Pitching: C-
Defense: D+
Overall: D+
Where did last seasons gloves go? It looks to be a long season under the dome.
Season 8 forecast: 56-106

NL East

Hartford Insurance Men(vector21: 19 seasons, career win %: .487)
Last Seasons record: 73-89/ season 7 prediction: 82-80
Payroll: 90.6 mil
Offense: B+
Pitching: B
Defense: C
Overall: B-
A loaded line-up with premier top end talent and very capable pitching should see insure against a losing record this season. Definite playoff potential if not the division title.
Season 8 forecast: 94-68

St Louis Busch Whackers(josh33: 20 seasons, career win%: .475)
Last seasons record: 81-81/ prediction 70-92
Payroll: 98.2 mil
Offense: C+
Pitching: B-
Defense: B-
Overall: B-
On paper this looks like a pretty good team. Low v/R splits on the hitters is made up by high contact, and the pitchers lowish control is mitigated by high v/R splits. Still solid D up the middle. NL East is going to be a tough division this year.
Season 8 forecast: 92-70

Durham Bulls(kscott2421: 2 seasons, career win%: .340)
Last Seasons record: 53-109/ predicted: 65-97
Payroll: 57.8 mil
Offense: C+
Pitching: C+
Defense: C
Overall: C+
Looks to be greatly improved since last season. A fairly balanced offense, and some capable hurlers will make .500 a realistic target, but it'll be tough.
Season 8 forecast: 78-84

Indianapolis Indians(rootgargle: 32 seasons, career win% .523)
Last season record: 95-67/predicted: 86-76
Payroll: 119 mil
Offense: A-
Pitching: A-
Defense: B+
Overall: B+
Indy's line up is going to devastate lefties as well as causing righties fits. Just nothing more to say than this is a formidable squad.
Forecast: 100-62

NL South

New Orleans Posse(dennisdee: 114 seasons, .482, 1 WS)
last season: 57-105/predicted: 68-94
Payroll: 89.5 mil
Offense: C-
Pitching: C
Defense: C+
Overall: C
Will have another tough go this season. Not a strong line-up to help out the pitching.
Forecast: 62-100

Jackson Generals(playboy33: 21 seasons, .515)
Last Season: 93-69/ predicted: 90-72
Payroll: 94.1 mil
Offense: B+
Pitching: C+
Defense: B
Overall: B
A bit more top end pitching and this team is one of the best in BPF. Great contact and power ratings, and the weakish pitching is bolstered by a solid D.
Forecast: 92-70

Louisville Madness(psanders84: 52 seasons, .502)
Last Season: 80-82/ predicted: 94-68
Payroll: 81.9 mil
Offense: C+
Pitching: C+
Defense: B+
Overall: B-
psanders, parachuting in to takeover from jubalado, finds himself with a very capable squad with help on the farm. Could challenge for a wildcard spot, but there appear to be a few teams in the hunt for those two spots.
Forecast: 93-69

Jacksonville Jimmies(bnags: 14 seasons, .452, 1 WS)
Last Season: 95-67/ predicted: 104-58
Payroll: 64.7 mil
Offense: C+
Pitching: C
Defense: B-
Overall: C+
Two seasons removed from the WS and jacksonville is starting to see hard times. The pitching is not deep, the offense lacks some pop, though they won't whiff much.
Forecast: 84-78

NL West

Colorado Swingers(bbwinksdaddy: 8 seasons, .470)
Last season: 87-75/ predicted: 82-80
Payroll: 73.9
Offense: C
Pitching C+
Defense: B
Overall: C+
Seems the strategy is power and patience through the line-up, but that might not be enough to cover weak splits. The groundball pitching staff, should help keep the opposition from going yard, but won't challenge for the ERA crown.
Forecast: 83-79

Albuquerque Sandias(njohnson78: 36 seasons, .495, 1 WS)
Last season: 81-81/ predicted: 74-88
Payroll: 68 mil
Offense: C+
Pitching: C+
Defense: C+
Overall: C+
It'll be interesting to see how the move to Alb. will work out. Low splits for the hitters might get a boost in Isotopes park, the pitching, though, will see rough times at home.
Forecast: 82-80

Oakland Ownage(tomhighway: 31 seasons, .528)
Last season: 109-53/ predicted: 112-50
Payroll: 116.8 mil
Offense: A
Pitching: A
Defense: B
Overall: A-
Doesn't seem to be quite as menacing a team as season 7, but still the NL World Series favourite. No real weakness.
Forecast: 104-58

Las Vegas Bandits(shynent: 28 seasons, .480)
Last season: 72-90/ predicted: 70-92
Payroll: 72 mil
Offense: C+
Pitching: C+
Defense: B
Overall: B-
If the pitchers were a tad less wild, and one or two more effective hitters, this could be a dynamite squad. Power and eye abound through the line-up but the splits are a sore point.
Forecast: 86-76


AL North

Burlington Northerns(drew124: 7 seasons, .508)
Last season: 74-88/predicted: 69-93
Payroll: 95.3 mil
Offense: C+
Pitching: D
Defense: C-
Overall: C-
Line-up boasts fairly good splits, but lacks punch.
Forecast: 70-92

Montreal Maroons(21mira21: 10 seasons, .570)
Last season: 83-79/ predicted: 84-78
Payroll: 20.7 mil
Offense: B
Pitching: C+
Defense: B
Overall: B-
Power packed line-up with very good up the middle D. Pitching is solid, though will finish higher in the world in walks.
Forecast: 90-72

Milwaukee Ueckers(foolsgold79: 10 seasons, .565)
Last season: 73-89/ predicted: 65-97
Payroll: 63 mil
Offense: B
Pitching: B
Defense: B-
Overall: B
Huge top end batting talent and pop through the line-up, but not necessarily deep. Solid pitching and D up the middle. Excellent reclamation project by foolsgold.
Forecast: 92-70

Detroit Drive(MB Bengals: 9 seasons, .416)
last season: 58-104/ predicted 76-86
Payroll: 92.6 mil
Offense: C+
Pitching: C-
Defense: B
Overall: C
Improved batting should pull Detroit back under the 100 loss mark, but I've overestimated this team twice before.
Forecast: 66-96

AL East

Chicago Black Holes(alogman1: 59 seasons, .466)
last season: 77-85/ predicted: 76-86
Payroll: 49.5 mil
Offense: C
Pitching: C
Defense: C
Overall: C
Middle of the pack team right through the roster. Might take a step back from the growth of the past couple seasons.
Forecast: 70-92

New York Yankees(devonjain: 46 seasons, .511, 2 WS)
DEFENDING CHAMPS
last season: 89-73/ predicted: 100-62
Payroll: 102.6 mil
Offense: B+
Pitching: A-
Defense: C+
Overall: B+
Not quite the offensive force as seasons past but still more than capable of scoring. Defense is solid but lacking at SS and in glove depth. But none of that matters.
Forecast: 96-66

Trenton Enforcers(HAWKEYEONE, 28 seasons, .471)
Last Season: 76-86/ predicted: 92-70
Payroll: 98.7
Offense: C
Pitching: C
Defense: B
Overall: C
Hard team to figure, but I think it might be a step back from the last couple seasons. Offense lacks depth, as does the pitching, but many capable fielders.
Forecast: 73-89

Syracuse Spedie Sandwiches(domiisgod: 74 seasons, .539, 1 WS)
Last season: 81-81/ predicted: 92-70
Payroll: 79.4
Offense: B+
Pitching: B
Defense: C+
Overall: B
Looks to be a fairly dangerous team that should give the dreaded Yankees a good scare for the division title.
Forecast: 94-68

AL South

Austin Argonauts(kemosabe11: 28 seasons, .526, 1 WS)
Last season: 91-71/ predicted: 95-67
Payroll; 68.1
Offense: C+
Pitching: C
Defense: B+
Overall: C+
A misleading C+, it might be a bit of a struggle deep in the heart of Texas. .500 might be the city limits for Austin.
Forecast: 81-81

Memphis MAD DOGS(sved: 75 seasons, .542, 3 WS)
last season: 90-72/ predicted: 98-64
Payroll: 102
Offense: B+
Pitching: C+
Defense: B
Overall: B
Pitching appears to have fallen off from the heady WS days. Still a threat, but more in the wild card mix.
Forecast: 91-71

Richmond Informers(jcarver67: 18 seasons, .448)
Last season: 66-96/ predicted: 78-84
Payroll: 61.6
Offense: C
Pitching: C
Defense: B+
Overall: C+
Great range to get to the balls that the pitchers are going to give up. Not much offenseive help. Keep building jcarver.
Forecast: 68-94

Kansas City Faggots(sergei91: 43 seasons, .508, 2 WS)
Last season: 95-67/ predicted: 96-56
Payroll: 111
Offense: B+
Pitching: B
Defense: B-
Overall: B
This team won't just bend over and take it. Not the most power packed line-up but very capable of putting up runs.
Fielding depth but no GG types.
Forecast: 94-68

AL West

(warning: you're not going to like this...)
Vancouver Coastals(camden68: 25 seasons, .491)
last season: 110-52/ predicted: 101-61
Payroll: 60.5
Offense: A
Pitching: A+
Fielding: A
Overall: A
I don't want to brag, but find a weakness. OK could be stronger hitting against righties, but that'd just be greedy.
Forecast: 108-54
(...told you.)

Honolulu Harpoon(shiish: 19 seasons, .503, 1 WS)
Last season: 79-83/ predicted: 86-76
Payroll: 73.9
Offense: C-
Pitching: C+
Defense: B
Overall: C+
Runs will be hard to come by, but the pitching and fieldwork will keep the Harpoon in the game.
Forecast: 73-89

San Francisco Summer Of Love(themehl: 39 seasons, .532, 3 WS)
last season: 86-76/ predicted: 97-65
Payroll: 67.6
Offense: A
Pitching: B+
Fielding: B+
Overall: B++
An elite team, that will score, and defend. Not quite the depth of Vancouver, but some exceptional top end talent.
Forecast: 103-59

Scottsdale Swarm(10 seasons, .419)
last season: 67-95/ predicted: 83-79
Payroll: 62.7
Offense: C+
Pitching: C-
Defense: B+
The fielders will be busy, but the line-up will give the team a chance.
Forecast: 71-91


Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Pamela Anderson Before

Monday, December 7, 2009

Tempe Rocks

Where was I?! Who takes these pictures?

Hey nj!



I found this on the interweb, it's apparently the staff from some bar in Arizona. Is this what you were talking about?

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

World Series -- Season 7

And here we go, down to the final two squads. From the National League, the number one seed Oakland Ownage, who won 109 games this season, just one win behind Albuquerque from the AL. From the American League, we get the New York Yankees, who entered the playoffs as the number three seed. The Yankees won their division for the 7th season in a row, but with their lowest win total in those seven seasons (89), putting themselves in a situation where both wild card teams had more wins than this division winner.

Despite their regular season dominance and first round bye, Oakland has struggled in the playoffs, going the full five games in the divisional series, and then the full seven games in the NLCS. The pitching staff posted a regular season best 3.59 ERA, and while that number has not exactly ballooned, it is certainly higher during the playoffs, as they sport a 3.91 ERA during those 12 games. Meanwhile, the Yankees are going the other direction. A 4.43 regular season ERA has dropped to 3.43 in 13 games this fall. The Yanks made short work of Memphis in the Play-in Series, then did the same with number two seed Kansas City, and it only took them five games to oust Austin after they had upset number one seed Albuquerque. So despite having to play an extra series, the Yankees' staff only has one more game under their belt than that of Oakland, so there should be no tired arms when the series gets going.

When it comes to hitting, NY and Oakland were top five in the world in almost every relevant category during the regular season. Batting avergae, OPS, runs scored, etc. But in the playoffs so far, NY has dominated. An .820 OPS, 27 HR's, 79 runs scored, they are just killing the ball. Oakland is not exactly slouching either, as they have posted a .776 OPS, 18 HR's, and 64 runs scored, but the Yankee offense is the talk of the town.

At press-time, NY is showing that they will throw out Kazuhiro Lim (11-14, 4.88 ERA regular season -- 1-0, 4.34 ERA postseason) for their game one starter, while Oakland has tentatively announced Brandon Carter (20-5, 2.78 -- 3-0, 3.05) as their starter.

In their series with Jackson, Oakland won their home games and lost all of their away games. Against Jacksonville, they were 2-2 at home, while managing to take 2 out of 3 on the road. On the other side, NY has been 4-2 at home, while sporting an amazing 6-1 record on the road, including three in a row to seal the series with Austin. The World Series opens with Oakland playing two at home, then we go to New York for (theoretically) three games, before possibly playing the final two in Oakland.

So how does this play out? New York has shown that they don't care where they play, they are going to score runs. They scored 9 runs in two games at Memphis, which is very much a pitcher's park, while only allowing the home team to knock in two runs. Granted, Memphis does not have the same sort of pitching staff as Oakland. But I think the New York pitching staff and batters are better than that of Jackson and Jacksonville, and those two teams took Oakland the distance. It's going to be a good series.

I think the teams split the two games in Oakland, then New York wins two of three at home, and then they get one of the final two in Oakland. New York wins in either 6 or 7 games.

Friday, November 27, 2009

LCS predictions

ALCS - New York Yankees vs Austin Argonauts

After Austin got rid of the number one seed Albuquerque squad, anything can happen here. Wilfredo Mesa only pitched once in that series, and it looks like he will get the nod in game 1 of the ALCS, while the Yanks are most likely starting their ace, Kazuhiro Lim. Since I have to make a pick here, I'll go with the Yankees winning the series in 6 games.

NLCS - Oakland Ownage vs Jacksonville Jimmies

We nearly got #1 vs #2, but Jacksonville edged out Buffalo by one run in the final game of their series. And the Jimmies are no push-over. They won 95 games during the regular season, swept Cincy in the first round, then beat the number two seed. Meawhile, Oakland cruised through the regular season, but were then forced into five games against the number five seed in the divisional series. With all of that said, I think Oakland is just too much, they'll hit their stride in this series, and they'll take out Jacksonville in just five games.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009



You can actually see my foot in this picture, and the model is wearing a bikini designed by my GF. Which means that I frequently have models coming over to my house. I lead a blessed life.

Monday, November 23, 2009

NJ's Division Championship Series Picks

AL #1 Albuquerque 66ers vs AL #5 Austin Argonauts
After averaging nearly 6 runs per game in the first round against Montreal, Austin showed that their offense is ready to get it done when the pitching fails. Albert Cairo lead that offense, batting .300 with 4 HR's in the series. Will Ward and Rico Arias both batted over .450 in the series, to lend Cairo a hand.

Facing the Argonauts will be the often criticized Albuquerque franchise, who played sub .400 baseball in the league's first two seasons, before rising from the ashes and earning a playoff spot in the fifth season. The team missed the playoffs in season six, but showed the world this season that they are not to be messed with, as they posted a whopping 110 wins, almost as many as seasons one and two combined. Led by five batters who drove in more than 100 runs each, the offense is no joke. The heart and soul of the team is Lance Morris, who was the 6th overall pick in the second season. The pitching staff is clearly led by McMillon and Alcantara, who combined for 36 wins and a sub 4.00 ERA this season. Defensively, they are no slouches either. Willing to give up some offense in order to have good enough defense in the right spots, Albuquerque will not give up dumb errors.

Prediction - Albuquerque in 4

AL #2 Kansas City ***gots vs AL #3 New York Yankees
Memphis tried to give NY a run for their money, but in the end the Yankees pitching staff was just too much. Only giving up 3 runs per game in the four game series, the Yankees staff made up for the general lack of offense (just over 4 runs per game), as only two batters managed to hit over .300 for the series.

Making the playoffs each of the first five seasons, last year KC missed out for the first time. So they made no mistake this year, winning 95 games and winning the division. Led quite obviously by their amazing tandem of Paul Harris and Jumbo Long, who won a combined 38 games this season, the pitching staff is the highlight of the team. Offensively, they try to spread what little wealth there is, as 7 players drove in 50 or more runs this season. Other than lacking a true SS, the defense is more than good enough to get the job done.

Prediction - This really could go either way. Don't expect any big offensive explosions, and if I have to pick someone, I'll take the Yankees in 5.

NL #1 Oakland Ownage vs NL #5 Jackson Generals
Wichita gave Jackson a hard time in the first round, but the Generals pitching staff was just too much. With only one hitter who was consistent during the first round (Jermaine O'Rourke - .421 avg, 2 HR's and 4 RBI's), the pitching staff had to take it up a notch, as they only gave up 4.5 runs per game during the series.

In the other dugout is an Oakland franchise that won 100+ games for the second consecutive season, and the third time in four seasons. But with the highest payroll in the entire league, nobody is shocked that the Ownage have the number one seed in the National League. Led offensively by Hall, Hornsby and Baez, the entire team hits for power and average, while also having some speed on the base paths. On the mound, their top three are Carter, Lombardi, and Wayne, who combined for 48 wins this season. In the field, they do enough to not hurt themselves, but the infield is not what we would call "sound."

Prediction - Oakland is on a mission, and is just too much for Jackson. The Ownage in 4 games.

NL #2 Buffalo Wooden Nickel vs NL #3 Jacksonville Jimmies
The Jimmies made short work of Cincy, sweeping the Red Thumpers, and giving the pitching staff an extra day or two off. Scoring 6 runs per game, despite Julius Neal being very quiet, the offense got the job done. The pitching staff only gave up 8 runs in the three games, and Cincy committed 7 errors. Those numbers are all that you really need to sum up this series.

Buffalo has slowly improved since BBMogul took over, posting nearly 100 wins this season. Led by Bohanon and Crawford at the plate, with Dolan and Matthews on the mound, the Wooden Nickel's have played very quietly over the years. Maybe the best part of the entire team is their bullpen. Both Dolan and Matthews are getting older, and can't go 9 innings every night. The bullpen might be what carries them to the next level.

Prediction - This is Buffalo's season (or at least their series), the WN win it in 4 games.







Sunday, November 22, 2009

Drew's Picks - The Whole Shebang

First Round Winners - AL: Montreal, New York -- NL: Jackson, Jacksonville
Divisional Winners - AL: Albuquerque over Montreal (sorry mira), New York over Kansas City -- NL: Oakland over Jackson, Jacksonville over Buffalo
ALCS - Albuquerque over New York
NLCS - Oakland over Jacksonville
World Series - Oakland over Albuquerque in 6 games, "totally crushing camden's fragile ego."

S7 First Round Predictions

Is it too late to make first round predictions? No, of course not. Especially when "anything can happen in a short series." Camden can't make any predictions, since he's in the playoffs, so someone has to step in and give his unsolicited two cents.

AL #4 Montreal Maroons vs AL #5 Austin Argonauts.
After losing 100+ games in each of their first four seasons, Montreal flirted with .500 in Season 5, hit right on it in Season 6, and posted a franchise record 83 wins this season. Generally, this information would not give you a warm, fuzzy feeling, until you look at the team's payroll over those years. With subpar owners those first three seasons, the team's payroll rose and rose, until 21mira21 took over in Season 4. Since then, the team's payroll has been between $14-28M each season, with this season marking a new "low" as the team has only spent a little over $14M in player salaries. There are 7 individual players in the world making that much money or more. Chew on that for a minute. Montreal has three or four good SP's that can make a difference, and they also have potential ROY in Max Singleton, who drove in a whopping 165 runs this season. Offensively they are sound, defensively they are above average, and the pitching is pretty solid.

Historically, Austin is the exact opposite of Montreal. Their payroll has gone up and up over the last five seasons, while they have only had one sub .500 season in seven attempts. Unfortunately, they are in one of the toughest divisions in the world, where winning 90+ games doesn't mean a whole lot. Led by 4-time MVP Albert Cairo, the team has plenty of offense, with four players driving in 80+ runs, and five scoring 80+ runs. The starting pitchers are not amazing, but are more than good enough for a short series.

Prediction - Austin in 4 games.

AL #3 New York Yankees vs AL #6 Memphis MAD DOGS
Is anyone else tired of the Yankees? Seven time division champs. This season was the franchise's first season with less than 95 wins. Three World Series appearances, with one championship to their name. $112M in salary, the third year in a row that the team has gone over $100M. A decimated minor league system that posted an overall record of 145-507. What's funny is that if this team had any other name, I probably wouldn't care about any of this. With stud hitters to spare, and pitchers with tremendous control, their only potential weakness is the team's defense.

Memphis has been a powerhouse since the world's inception, and continued that trend this season, winning 90+ games for the seventh consecutive season. Another big spender, with franchise payroll going over $100M for the fourth season in a row, the squad has five or six batters who scare every pitcher they come up against. The pitching isn't bad, but it's not elite either. Defensively, they're in the same situation as NY, where nobody is horribly out of place, but there aren't too many players who have to worry about finding space in their living room for a Gold Glove award.

Prediction - NY in 5 games.

NL #4 Wichita Thunder vs NL #5 Jackson Generals
Winning their division for the 5th year in a row, Wichita is another example of "if you spend it, we will win." With a hair under $108M in salary, the team won 95 games, making up for last season's sub .500 record. Led offensively by Francisco Santos and Dave Wilkerson, the team also sports possibly the best pitching staff in the playoffs. Edgar Frias is a potential Cy Young winner, and the other three pitchers who are hoping to get a starting nod in this first round all have ERA's of 3.50 or less. Seriously, this pitching staff is unreal, and worth every penny that the team has spent on them. Defensively, Kevin Sandberg is a bit of a liability at 3B, but otherwise they are very sound.

After not making the playoffs last season, Jackson roared back in Season 7, winning 93 games and earning the top wild card spot. This also marked the first year that the team went over $100M in salary, as they topped out at $109M, nearly $20M more than what the team spent last year. It seemed to work out, as three players drove in 100+ runs and hit 30 or more bombs. On the mound however, the team is lacking. Only two guys won 10 or more games, and the team gave 7 different pitchers a start during the season. Jermaine O'Rourke and Orval Sullivan have been absolute disasters on the left side of the infield, and could be a major liability during these playoffs.

Prediction - Wichita in 4 games.

NL #3 Jacksonville Jimmies vs NL #6 Cincinnati Red Thumpers
The defending world champs had a tough go of it this season, "only" winning 95 games en route to their second consecutive division title. Could this be due to the team cutting $18M in salary from last season to this one? Maybe, maybe not. The team still has Julius Neal and Rick Halama and Don Krivida, and their .925+ OPS. On the mound, Blake and Calles continue to prove their worth, while recently acquired Brad Evans went 9-0 for his new squad, with a sparkling 2.21 ERA. Like many other teams in the playoffs this season, Jacksonville is trying to prove that defenses don't necessarily win championships, as their D leaves a little to be desired.

Owner statman527 has quietly put together a strong franchise, as the Red Thumpers make the playoffs for the second year in a row. Art Walker, Flash Bass, and Joel Bichette put up huge numbers this season, anchoring an offense that gives more than enough support to a constantly improving pitching staff. Defensively they have some holes in the infield, which could prove fatal. Can the offense do enough to keep the pitching staff ahead of the game, and let the defense off the hook if/when they make a mistake?

Prediction - Jacksonville in 4 games.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Trade Offer Etiquette

When making trade offers I feel it is best to not offer a deal you would never accept yourself. It shows the proposed trade partner you think he/she is an idiot, and for me ends any further negotiations. If you are going to make a bid on a stud, you should genuinely feel like you are offering a lot and you should have doubts, it shouldn't be easy for you giving up players.

Don't offer based on overall rating. I'd rather have me a 76 ovr guy with monster splits/power/control/eye, than some high 80 guy with mediocre talents but high health and durability.

Everyone has a price. "Untouchable" only means a player with a very high price tag.

An solicited trade proposal does not automatically require a response if rejected. I'm sometimes guilty of this, but it's good form to respond to trade inquiries via TC. If someone inquires to me, I'll have a look through their system, and let them know whether there's a deal to be had. If I don't see anything I say I can't find a deal I'd be comfortable with. If I find something I like I'll send an offer.

Anyhoo, that's my time on the soapbox now a hottie:

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Your Team's Best Draft Pick

Albuquerque 66ers
Season 2, 6th pick

AL Rookie of The Year season 5

Austin Argonauts
Season 1, 21st Pick

AL Fireman Of the Year season 6

Buffalo Wooden Nickle
Season6, 5th Pick


Burlington Northerns
Season1, 13th pick


Chicago Black Holes
Season 6 1st Overall


Cincinnati Red Thumpers
Season 3, 2nd Pick


Colorado Swingers
Season 3, 3rd pick


Detroit Drive
Season 7, 9th pick


Durham Bulls
Season 5, 7th pick


His best pick may have been last draft, but hasn't signed yet.

Hartford Insurance Men
Season 4, 21st pick


Honolulu Harpoon
Season 5, 8th pick


Iowa City Corn-nish Hens
Season 5. 22nd pick


How did he fall to 22nd?

Jackson Generals
Season 2, 19th pick


Jacksonville Jimmies
Season 4, 4th pick


Kansas City Faggots
Season 2, 31st... 31st! How the f...?


Ok, try and get this done...

LAS VEGAS BANDITS
Season3, 1st pick


LOUISVILLE MADNESS
Season2, pick 25


Most would probably have picked someone else, but this guy has the best chance to win an award. Dynamite closer.

MEMPHIS MAD DOGS
Season2, 32nd pick


MILWAUKEE UECKERS
Season 7, 1st pick


MINNESOTA SALVATION
Season 6, 3rd pick


MONTREAL MAROONS
Season 5, 1st pick


NEW ORLEANS POSSE
Season 4, 5th pick


NEW YORK YANKEES
Season 1, 9th pick


OAKLAND OWNAGE
Season 1, 2nd pick


Rookie of the Year season5

RICHMOND INFORMERS
Season 7, 3rd pick


SAN DIEGO TOREROS
Season 5, 16th pick.


SAN FRANCISCO SEA BASS
Sason 3, 23 rd pick

ST LOUIS BUSCH WHACKERS
Season6, 4th pick


SYRACUSE SPEDIE SANDWICHES
Season 5. 17th pick


TRENTON ENFORCERS
2nd season, 14th pick


TUCSON TERRORS
season 2, pick 1


Season 6 Rookie of the Year

WICHITA THUNDER
Season 1, 18th (?!) pick


Season 6 AL MVP



WICHITA

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

All "Franks" Team

Here now I, the Beloved Commish, present a list of the best of the best by position in our crazy, nutty, perhaps even, dare I say, madcap world. Starting at the pivotal role of catcher for the SMBPF All Franks Team is
Julius Neal
Jacksonville
Jimmies
Age: 24B/T: R/R
Born: Brooklyn, NY
Position(s): C/1B
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A second pick overall in season 1 by the missed sagacious (respect), was ridiculously traded to the Jimmies in season 5, and helped Jacksonville win the WS. Tremendous hitter and very capable behind the plate and handling pitchers. Perhaps the single most valuable player in our world.

Covering first base:
Albert Cairo
Austin
Argonauts
Age: 28B/T: R/R
Born: Bani, DO
Position(s): 1B/OF/DH
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The World's all time leader in HRs, RBIs, SBs, slugging percentage, runs, and others. Close with Dizzy Allen, but I put him as DH.

At second base another close call, but if I pick:
Alejandro Lee
Hartford
Insurance Men
Age: 22B/T: S/R
Born: LaConcepcion, VE
Position(s): 2B/CIF/OF/DH
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An IFA in season3. Signed for 22.6 million buckaroos. I'd say rushed to the show, but is rounding into a potential, perennial
MVP candidate.

At shortstop, I'd want to send out:
Pedro Aguilera
Trenton
Enforcers
Age: 25B/T: S/R
Born: Central Tinguaro, CU
Position(s): SS/3B/2B/OF/DH
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A little Jeterish on defense, but 'roid aided Tejada-like offense, especially power.

At third I'd send out "Sarge" as he's now known to his teammates according to me:
Aaron Spahn
Colorado
Swingers
Age: 26B/T: R/R
Born: Florence, CO
Position(s): SS/IF/OF/DH
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A great combination of defense and batting prowess, a rocket arm and very capable bat. Could win Gold Gloves and Silver sluggers for seasons to come.

manning the fence in left would be:
Rick Halama
Jacksonville
Jimmies
Age: 33B/T: R/R
Born: San Bernardino, CA
Position(s): LF/CIF/2B/OF
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He's getting up there one of the world's all-time hit leaders is still producing.

Patrolling centerfield would be Flash "The cash, Mr. smallmouth" Bass:
Flash Bass
Cincinnati
Red Thumpers
Age: 25B/T: L/L
Born: Newland, NC
Position(s): CF/1B/OF/DH
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2nd pick in season 3, having a monster season currently. Decent in the field with huge power, and good speed.

Rightfield may be this World's most inglorious position. Rob Dickerson, a three time MVP, would have been a shoe in a couple seasons ago but his position has been handed over to:
Carlos Diaz
New York
Yankees
Age: 25B/T: R/R
Born: Jarabacoa, DO
Position(s): RF/1B/2B/LF/DH
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Could win an MVP if everything fell into place but as is, Diaz will win many silver slugger and all star accolades.

My DH: would have to be:
Dizzy Allen
Tucson
Terrors
Age: 25B/T: L/L
Born: Danbury, TX
Position(s): 1B/RF/DH
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First overall pick in season 2. Power, eye, speed. Will win an MVP at some point.

There are a great deal of upper echelon candidates at every position, I made my picks based on defense and offense ratings, total career stats and current stats, as well as whatever potential there may be.

My starting pitcher would be:
Chris Matthews
Buffalo
Wooden Nickle
Age: 34B/T: R/R
Born: Edmond, OK
Position(s): P (SP1)
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I think I picked another pitcher over Matthews last season in my pitcher rankings, but he continues to dominate.

There were many great pitchers to choose from, a lot on Oakland's staff. KC's Jumbo Long was my second pick and Oakland's Morgan Brow third.

That's it. Feel free to comment and/or critique on the chat. When i get a chance I'll do each franchise's best draft pick next.