Thursday, March 29, 2012

Miranda Kerr Welcomes Season 17

Miranda Kerr, Randy as I call her, while pulling her hair as I pound her tight,velvety poonany (true story), may just be the new world ooficial mascot. At least until someone hotter comes up. Anyways welcome to Season 17, former ladies and current gentlemen. So far the rules instituted a couple seasons back haven't been an issue. They've looked like they'd be issues mid-season, but teams have been able to make the 60/40 rule every time. Looks like we've lost BBmogul, but we jwelcome jshirley and jmarkey. If Lunsford and Cormier are still sucking by mid-season I will be willing to get them the hell off my team, upon which they will immediately flourish. Or I could just keep them and they can have shitty ass stats. Too bad you can't actually embarrass the fake players. Anyways here some pics of Miranda Kerr, take a good look at them and then look at your wife, and mutter quietly to your self "Fuck".