ALCS - New York Yankees vs Austin Argonauts
After Austin got rid of the number one seed Albuquerque squad, anything can happen here. Wilfredo Mesa only pitched once in that series, and it looks like he will get the nod in game 1 of the ALCS, while the Yanks are most likely starting their ace, Kazuhiro Lim. Since I have to make a pick here, I'll go with the Yankees winning the series in 6 games.
NLCS - Oakland Ownage vs Jacksonville Jimmies
We nearly got #1 vs #2, but Jacksonville edged out Buffalo by one run in the final game of their series. And the Jimmies are no push-over. They won 95 games during the regular season, swept Cincy in the first round, then beat the number two seed. Meawhile, Oakland cruised through the regular season, but were then forced into five games against the number five seed in the divisional series. With all of that said, I think Oakland is just too much, they'll hit their stride in this series, and they'll take out Jacksonville in just five games.
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NJ's Division Championship Series Picks
AL #1 Albuquerque 66ers vs AL #5 Austin Argonauts
After averaging nearly 6 runs per game in the first round against Montreal, Austin showed that their offense is ready to get it done when the pitching fails. Albert Cairo lead that offense, batting .300 with 4 HR's in the series. Will Ward and Rico Arias both batted over .450 in the series, to lend Cairo a hand.
Facing the Argonauts will be the often criticized Albuquerque franchise, who played sub .400 baseball in the league's first two seasons, before rising from the ashes and earning a playoff spot in the fifth season. The team missed the playoffs in season six, but showed the world this season that they are not to be messed with, as they posted a whopping 110 wins, almost as many as seasons one and two combined. Led by five batters who drove in more than 100 runs each, the offense is no joke. The heart and soul of the team is Lance Morris, who was the 6th overall pick in the second season. The pitching staff is clearly led by McMillon and Alcantara, who combined for 36 wins and a sub 4.00 ERA this season. Defensively, they are no slouches either. Willing to give up some offense in order to have good enough defense in the right spots, Albuquerque will not give up dumb errors.
Prediction - Albuquerque in 4
AL #2 Kansas City ***gots vs AL #3 New York Yankees
Memphis tried to give NY a run for their money, but in the end the Yankees pitching staff was just too much. Only giving up 3 runs per game in the four game series, the Yankees staff made up for the general lack of offense (just over 4 runs per game), as only two batters managed to hit over .300 for the series.
Making the playoffs each of the first five seasons, last year KC missed out for the first time. So they made no mistake this year, winning 95 games and winning the division. Led quite obviously by their amazing tandem of Paul Harris and Jumbo Long, who won a combined 38 games this season, the pitching staff is the highlight of the team. Offensively, they try to spread what little wealth there is, as 7 players drove in 50 or more runs this season. Other than lacking a true SS, the defense is more than good enough to get the job done.
Prediction - This really could go either way. Don't expect any big offensive explosions, and if I have to pick someone, I'll take the Yankees in 5.
NL #1 Oakland Ownage vs NL #5 Jackson Generals
Wichita gave Jackson a hard time in the first round, but the Generals pitching staff was just too much. With only one hitter who was consistent during the first round (Jermaine O'Rourke - .421 avg, 2 HR's and 4 RBI's), the pitching staff had to take it up a notch, as they only gave up 4.5 runs per game during the series.
In the other dugout is an Oakland franchise that won 100+ games for the second consecutive season, and the third time in four seasons. But with the highest payroll in the entire league, nobody is shocked that the Ownage have the number one seed in the National League. Led offensively by Hall, Hornsby and Baez, the entire team hits for power and average, while also having some speed on the base paths. On the mound, their top three are Carter, Lombardi, and Wayne, who combined for 48 wins this season. In the field, they do enough to not hurt themselves, but the infield is not what we would call "sound."
Prediction - Oakland is on a mission, and is just too much for Jackson. The Ownage in 4 games.
NL #2 Buffalo Wooden Nickel vs NL #3 Jacksonville Jimmies
The Jimmies made short work of Cincy, sweeping the Red Thumpers, and giving the pitching staff an extra day or two off. Scoring 6 runs per game, despite Julius Neal being very quiet, the offense got the job done. The pitching staff only gave up 8 runs in the three games, and Cincy committed 7 errors. Those numbers are all that you really need to sum up this series.
Buffalo has slowly improved since BBMogul took over, posting nearly 100 wins this season. Led by Bohanon and Crawford at the plate, with Dolan and Matthews on the mound, the Wooden Nickel's have played very quietly over the years. Maybe the best part of the entire team is their bullpen. Both Dolan and Matthews are getting older, and can't go 9 innings every night. The bullpen might be what carries them to the next level.
Prediction - This is Buffalo's season (or at least their series), the WN win it in 4 games.
After averaging nearly 6 runs per game in the first round against Montreal, Austin showed that their offense is ready to get it done when the pitching fails. Albert Cairo lead that offense, batting .300 with 4 HR's in the series. Will Ward and Rico Arias both batted over .450 in the series, to lend Cairo a hand.
Facing the Argonauts will be the often criticized Albuquerque franchise, who played sub .400 baseball in the league's first two seasons, before rising from the ashes and earning a playoff spot in the fifth season. The team missed the playoffs in season six, but showed the world this season that they are not to be messed with, as they posted a whopping 110 wins, almost as many as seasons one and two combined. Led by five batters who drove in more than 100 runs each, the offense is no joke. The heart and soul of the team is Lance Morris, who was the 6th overall pick in the second season. The pitching staff is clearly led by McMillon and Alcantara, who combined for 36 wins and a sub 4.00 ERA this season. Defensively, they are no slouches either. Willing to give up some offense in order to have good enough defense in the right spots, Albuquerque will not give up dumb errors.
Prediction - Albuquerque in 4
AL #2 Kansas City ***gots vs AL #3 New York Yankees
Memphis tried to give NY a run for their money, but in the end the Yankees pitching staff was just too much. Only giving up 3 runs per game in the four game series, the Yankees staff made up for the general lack of offense (just over 4 runs per game), as only two batters managed to hit over .300 for the series.
Making the playoffs each of the first five seasons, last year KC missed out for the first time. So they made no mistake this year, winning 95 games and winning the division. Led quite obviously by their amazing tandem of Paul Harris and Jumbo Long, who won a combined 38 games this season, the pitching staff is the highlight of the team. Offensively, they try to spread what little wealth there is, as 7 players drove in 50 or more runs this season. Other than lacking a true SS, the defense is more than good enough to get the job done.
Prediction - This really could go either way. Don't expect any big offensive explosions, and if I have to pick someone, I'll take the Yankees in 5.
NL #1 Oakland Ownage vs NL #5 Jackson Generals
Wichita gave Jackson a hard time in the first round, but the Generals pitching staff was just too much. With only one hitter who was consistent during the first round (Jermaine O'Rourke - .421 avg, 2 HR's and 4 RBI's), the pitching staff had to take it up a notch, as they only gave up 4.5 runs per game during the series.
In the other dugout is an Oakland franchise that won 100+ games for the second consecutive season, and the third time in four seasons. But with the highest payroll in the entire league, nobody is shocked that the Ownage have the number one seed in the National League. Led offensively by Hall, Hornsby and Baez, the entire team hits for power and average, while also having some speed on the base paths. On the mound, their top three are Carter, Lombardi, and Wayne, who combined for 48 wins this season. In the field, they do enough to not hurt themselves, but the infield is not what we would call "sound."
Prediction - Oakland is on a mission, and is just too much for Jackson. The Ownage in 4 games.
NL #2 Buffalo Wooden Nickel vs NL #3 Jacksonville Jimmies
The Jimmies made short work of Cincy, sweeping the Red Thumpers, and giving the pitching staff an extra day or two off. Scoring 6 runs per game, despite Julius Neal being very quiet, the offense got the job done. The pitching staff only gave up 8 runs in the three games, and Cincy committed 7 errors. Those numbers are all that you really need to sum up this series.
Buffalo has slowly improved since BBMogul took over, posting nearly 100 wins this season. Led by Bohanon and Crawford at the plate, with Dolan and Matthews on the mound, the Wooden Nickel's have played very quietly over the years. Maybe the best part of the entire team is their bullpen. Both Dolan and Matthews are getting older, and can't go 9 innings every night. The bullpen might be what carries them to the next level.
Prediction - This is Buffalo's season (or at least their series), the WN win it in 4 games.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Drew's Picks - The Whole Shebang
First Round Winners - AL: Montreal, New York -- NL: Jackson, Jacksonville
Divisional Winners - AL: Albuquerque over Montreal (sorry mira), New York over Kansas City -- NL: Oakland over Jackson, Jacksonville over Buffalo
ALCS - Albuquerque over New York
NLCS - Oakland over Jacksonville
World Series - Oakland over Albuquerque in 6 games, "totally crushing camden's fragile ego."
Divisional Winners - AL: Albuquerque over Montreal (sorry mira), New York over Kansas City -- NL: Oakland over Jackson, Jacksonville over Buffalo
ALCS - Albuquerque over New York
NLCS - Oakland over Jacksonville
World Series - Oakland over Albuquerque in 6 games, "totally crushing camden's fragile ego."
S7 First Round Predictions
Is it too late to make first round predictions? No, of course not. Especially when "anything can happen in a short series." Camden can't make any predictions, since he's in the playoffs, so someone has to step in and give his unsolicited two cents.
AL #4 Montreal Maroons vs AL #5 Austin Argonauts.
After losing 100+ games in each of their first four seasons, Montreal flirted with .500 in Season 5, hit right on it in Season 6, and posted a franchise record 83 wins this season. Generally, this information would not give you a warm, fuzzy feeling, until you look at the team's payroll over those years. With subpar owners those first three seasons, the team's payroll rose and rose, until 21mira21 took over in Season 4. Since then, the team's payroll has been between $14-28M each season, with this season marking a new "low" as the team has only spent a little over $14M in player salaries. There are 7 individual players in the world making that much money or more. Chew on that for a minute. Montreal has three or four good SP's that can make a difference, and they also have potential ROY in Max Singleton, who drove in a whopping 165 runs this season. Offensively they are sound, defensively they are above average, and the pitching is pretty solid.
Historically, Austin is the exact opposite of Montreal. Their payroll has gone up and up over the last five seasons, while they have only had one sub .500 season in seven attempts. Unfortunately, they are in one of the toughest divisions in the world, where winning 90+ games doesn't mean a whole lot. Led by 4-time MVP Albert Cairo, the team has plenty of offense, with four players driving in 80+ runs, and five scoring 80+ runs. The starting pitchers are not amazing, but are more than good enough for a short series.
Prediction - Austin in 4 games.
AL #3 New York Yankees vs AL #6 Memphis MAD DOGS
Is anyone else tired of the Yankees? Seven time division champs. This season was the franchise's first season with less than 95 wins. Three World Series appearances, with one championship to their name. $112M in salary, the third year in a row that the team has gone over $100M. A decimated minor league system that posted an overall record of 145-507. What's funny is that if this team had any other name, I probably wouldn't care about any of this. With stud hitters to spare, and pitchers with tremendous control, their only potential weakness is the team's defense.
Memphis has been a powerhouse since the world's inception, and continued that trend this season, winning 90+ games for the seventh consecutive season. Another big spender, with franchise payroll going over $100M for the fourth season in a row, the squad has five or six batters who scare every pitcher they come up against. The pitching isn't bad, but it's not elite either. Defensively, they're in the same situation as NY, where nobody is horribly out of place, but there aren't too many players who have to worry about finding space in their living room for a Gold Glove award.
Prediction - NY in 5 games.
NL #4 Wichita Thunder vs NL #5 Jackson Generals
Winning their division for the 5th year in a row, Wichita is another example of "if you spend it, we will win." With a hair under $108M in salary, the team won 95 games, making up for last season's sub .500 record. Led offensively by Francisco Santos and Dave Wilkerson, the team also sports possibly the best pitching staff in the playoffs. Edgar Frias is a potential Cy Young winner, and the other three pitchers who are hoping to get a starting nod in this first round all have ERA's of 3.50 or less. Seriously, this pitching staff is unreal, and worth every penny that the team has spent on them. Defensively, Kevin Sandberg is a bit of a liability at 3B, but otherwise they are very sound.
After not making the playoffs last season, Jackson roared back in Season 7, winning 93 games and earning the top wild card spot. This also marked the first year that the team went over $100M in salary, as they topped out at $109M, nearly $20M more than what the team spent last year. It seemed to work out, as three players drove in 100+ runs and hit 30 or more bombs. On the mound however, the team is lacking. Only two guys won 10 or more games, and the team gave 7 different pitchers a start during the season. Jermaine O'Rourke and Orval Sullivan have been absolute disasters on the left side of the infield, and could be a major liability during these playoffs.
Prediction - Wichita in 4 games.
NL #3 Jacksonville Jimmies vs NL #6 Cincinnati Red Thumpers
The defending world champs had a tough go of it this season, "only" winning 95 games en route to their second consecutive division title. Could this be due to the team cutting $18M in salary from last season to this one? Maybe, maybe not. The team still has Julius Neal and Rick Halama and Don Krivida, and their .925+ OPS. On the mound, Blake and Calles continue to prove their worth, while recently acquired Brad Evans went 9-0 for his new squad, with a sparkling 2.21 ERA. Like many other teams in the playoffs this season, Jacksonville is trying to prove that defenses don't necessarily win championships, as their D leaves a little to be desired.
Owner statman527 has quietly put together a strong franchise, as the Red Thumpers make the playoffs for the second year in a row. Art Walker, Flash Bass, and Joel Bichette put up huge numbers this season, anchoring an offense that gives more than enough support to a constantly improving pitching staff. Defensively they have some holes in the infield, which could prove fatal. Can the offense do enough to keep the pitching staff ahead of the game, and let the defense off the hook if/when they make a mistake?
Prediction - Jacksonville in 4 games.
AL #4 Montreal Maroons vs AL #5 Austin Argonauts.
After losing 100+ games in each of their first four seasons, Montreal flirted with .500 in Season 5, hit right on it in Season 6, and posted a franchise record 83 wins this season. Generally, this information would not give you a warm, fuzzy feeling, until you look at the team's payroll over those years. With subpar owners those first three seasons, the team's payroll rose and rose, until 21mira21 took over in Season 4. Since then, the team's payroll has been between $14-28M each season, with this season marking a new "low" as the team has only spent a little over $14M in player salaries. There are 7 individual players in the world making that much money or more. Chew on that for a minute. Montreal has three or four good SP's that can make a difference, and they also have potential ROY in Max Singleton, who drove in a whopping 165 runs this season. Offensively they are sound, defensively they are above average, and the pitching is pretty solid.
Historically, Austin is the exact opposite of Montreal. Their payroll has gone up and up over the last five seasons, while they have only had one sub .500 season in seven attempts. Unfortunately, they are in one of the toughest divisions in the world, where winning 90+ games doesn't mean a whole lot. Led by 4-time MVP Albert Cairo, the team has plenty of offense, with four players driving in 80+ runs, and five scoring 80+ runs. The starting pitchers are not amazing, but are more than good enough for a short series.
Prediction - Austin in 4 games.
AL #3 New York Yankees vs AL #6 Memphis MAD DOGS
Is anyone else tired of the Yankees? Seven time division champs. This season was the franchise's first season with less than 95 wins. Three World Series appearances, with one championship to their name. $112M in salary, the third year in a row that the team has gone over $100M. A decimated minor league system that posted an overall record of 145-507. What's funny is that if this team had any other name, I probably wouldn't care about any of this. With stud hitters to spare, and pitchers with tremendous control, their only potential weakness is the team's defense.
Memphis has been a powerhouse since the world's inception, and continued that trend this season, winning 90+ games for the seventh consecutive season. Another big spender, with franchise payroll going over $100M for the fourth season in a row, the squad has five or six batters who scare every pitcher they come up against. The pitching isn't bad, but it's not elite either. Defensively, they're in the same situation as NY, where nobody is horribly out of place, but there aren't too many players who have to worry about finding space in their living room for a Gold Glove award.
Prediction - NY in 5 games.
NL #4 Wichita Thunder vs NL #5 Jackson Generals
Winning their division for the 5th year in a row, Wichita is another example of "if you spend it, we will win." With a hair under $108M in salary, the team won 95 games, making up for last season's sub .500 record. Led offensively by Francisco Santos and Dave Wilkerson, the team also sports possibly the best pitching staff in the playoffs. Edgar Frias is a potential Cy Young winner, and the other three pitchers who are hoping to get a starting nod in this first round all have ERA's of 3.50 or less. Seriously, this pitching staff is unreal, and worth every penny that the team has spent on them. Defensively, Kevin Sandberg is a bit of a liability at 3B, but otherwise they are very sound.
After not making the playoffs last season, Jackson roared back in Season 7, winning 93 games and earning the top wild card spot. This also marked the first year that the team went over $100M in salary, as they topped out at $109M, nearly $20M more than what the team spent last year. It seemed to work out, as three players drove in 100+ runs and hit 30 or more bombs. On the mound however, the team is lacking. Only two guys won 10 or more games, and the team gave 7 different pitchers a start during the season. Jermaine O'Rourke and Orval Sullivan have been absolute disasters on the left side of the infield, and could be a major liability during these playoffs.
Prediction - Wichita in 4 games.
NL #3 Jacksonville Jimmies vs NL #6 Cincinnati Red Thumpers
The defending world champs had a tough go of it this season, "only" winning 95 games en route to their second consecutive division title. Could this be due to the team cutting $18M in salary from last season to this one? Maybe, maybe not. The team still has Julius Neal and Rick Halama and Don Krivida, and their .925+ OPS. On the mound, Blake and Calles continue to prove their worth, while recently acquired Brad Evans went 9-0 for his new squad, with a sparkling 2.21 ERA. Like many other teams in the playoffs this season, Jacksonville is trying to prove that defenses don't necessarily win championships, as their D leaves a little to be desired.
Owner statman527 has quietly put together a strong franchise, as the Red Thumpers make the playoffs for the second year in a row. Art Walker, Flash Bass, and Joel Bichette put up huge numbers this season, anchoring an offense that gives more than enough support to a constantly improving pitching staff. Defensively they have some holes in the infield, which could prove fatal. Can the offense do enough to keep the pitching staff ahead of the game, and let the defense off the hook if/when they make a mistake?
Prediction - Jacksonville in 4 games.
Friday, October 30, 2009
Trade Offer Etiquette
When making trade offers I feel it is best to not offer a deal you would never accept yourself. It shows the proposed trade partner you think he/she is an idiot, and for me ends any further negotiations. If you are going to make a bid on a stud, you should genuinely feel like you are offering a lot and you should have doubts, it shouldn't be easy for you giving up players.
Don't offer based on overall rating. I'd rather have me a 76 ovr guy with monster splits/power/control/eye, than some high 80 guy with mediocre talents but high health and durability.
Everyone has a price. "Untouchable" only means a player with a very high price tag.
An solicited trade proposal does not automatically require a response if rejected. I'm sometimes guilty of this, but it's good form to respond to trade inquiries via TC. If someone inquires to me, I'll have a look through their system, and let them know whether there's a deal to be had. If I don't see anything I say I can't find a deal I'd be comfortable with. If I find something I like I'll send an offer.
Anyhoo, that's my time on the soapbox now a hottie:
Don't offer based on overall rating. I'd rather have me a 76 ovr guy with monster splits/power/control/eye, than some high 80 guy with mediocre talents but high health and durability.
Everyone has a price. "Untouchable" only means a player with a very high price tag.
An solicited trade proposal does not automatically require a response if rejected. I'm sometimes guilty of this, but it's good form to respond to trade inquiries via TC. If someone inquires to me, I'll have a look through their system, and let them know whether there's a deal to be had. If I don't see anything I say I can't find a deal I'd be comfortable with. If I find something I like I'll send an offer.
Anyhoo, that's my time on the soapbox now a hottie:
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Your Team's Best Draft Pick
Albuquerque 66ers
Season 2, 6th pick
AL Rookie of The Year season 5
Austin Argonauts
Season 1, 21st Pick
AL Fireman Of the Year season 6
Buffalo Wooden Nickle
Season6, 5th Pick
Burlington Northerns
Season1, 13th pick
Chicago Black Holes
Season 6 1st Overall
Cincinnati Red Thumpers
Season 3, 2nd Pick
Colorado Swingers
Season 3, 3rd pick
Detroit Drive
Season 7, 9th pick
Durham Bulls
Season 5, 7th pick
His best pick may have been last draft, but hasn't signed yet.
Hartford Insurance Men
Season 4, 21st pick
Honolulu Harpoon
Season 5, 8th pick
Iowa City Corn-nish Hens
Season 5. 22nd pick
How did he fall to 22nd?
Jackson Generals
Season 2, 19th pick
Jacksonville Jimmies
Season 4, 4th pick
Kansas City Faggots
Season 2, 31st... 31st! How the f...?
Ok, try and get this done...
LAS VEGAS BANDITS
Season3, 1st pick
LOUISVILLE MADNESS
Season2, pick 25
Most would probably have picked someone else, but this guy has the best chance to win an award. Dynamite closer.
MEMPHIS MAD DOGS
Season2, 32nd pick
MILWAUKEE UECKERS
Season 7, 1st pick
MINNESOTA SALVATION
Season 6, 3rd pick
MONTREAL MAROONS
Season 5, 1st pick
NEW ORLEANS POSSE
Season 4, 5th pick
NEW YORK YANKEES
Season 1, 9th pick
OAKLAND OWNAGE
Season 1, 2nd pick
Rookie of the Year season5
RICHMOND INFORMERS
Season 7, 3rd pick
SAN DIEGO TOREROS
Season 5, 16th pick.
SAN FRANCISCO SEA BASS
Sason 3, 23 rd pick
ST LOUIS BUSCH WHACKERS
Season6, 4th pick
SYRACUSE SPEDIE SANDWICHES
Season 5. 17th pick
TRENTON ENFORCERS
2nd season, 14th pick
TUCSON TERRORS
season 2, pick 1
Season 6 Rookie of the Year
WICHITA THUNDER
Season 1, 18th (?!) pick
Season 6 AL MVP
WICHITA
Season 2, 6th pick
AL Rookie of The Year season 5
Austin Argonauts
Season 1, 21st Pick
AL Fireman Of the Year season 6
Buffalo Wooden Nickle
Season6, 5th Pick
Burlington Northerns
Season1, 13th pick
Chicago Black Holes
Season 6 1st Overall
Cincinnati Red Thumpers
Season 3, 2nd Pick
Colorado Swingers
Season 3, 3rd pick
Detroit Drive
Season 7, 9th pick
Durham Bulls
Season 5, 7th pick
His best pick may have been last draft, but hasn't signed yet.
Hartford Insurance Men
Season 4, 21st pick
Honolulu Harpoon
Season 5, 8th pick
Iowa City Corn-nish Hens
Season 5. 22nd pick
How did he fall to 22nd?
Jackson Generals
Season 2, 19th pick
Jacksonville Jimmies
Season 4, 4th pick
Kansas City Faggots
Season 2, 31st... 31st! How the f...?
Ok, try and get this done...
LAS VEGAS BANDITS
Season3, 1st pick
LOUISVILLE MADNESS
Season2, pick 25
Most would probably have picked someone else, but this guy has the best chance to win an award. Dynamite closer.
MEMPHIS MAD DOGS
Season2, 32nd pick
MILWAUKEE UECKERS
Season 7, 1st pick
MINNESOTA SALVATION
Season 6, 3rd pick
MONTREAL MAROONS
Season 5, 1st pick
NEW ORLEANS POSSE
Season 4, 5th pick
NEW YORK YANKEES
Season 1, 9th pick
OAKLAND OWNAGE
Season 1, 2nd pick
Rookie of the Year season5
RICHMOND INFORMERS
Season 7, 3rd pick
SAN DIEGO TOREROS
Season 5, 16th pick.
SAN FRANCISCO SEA BASS
Sason 3, 23 rd pick
ST LOUIS BUSCH WHACKERS
Season6, 4th pick
SYRACUSE SPEDIE SANDWICHES
Season 5. 17th pick
TRENTON ENFORCERS
2nd season, 14th pick
TUCSON TERRORS
season 2, pick 1
Season 6 Rookie of the Year
WICHITA THUNDER
Season 1, 18th (?!) pick
Season 6 AL MVP
WICHITA
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
All "Franks" Team
Here now I, the Beloved Commish, present a list of the best of the best by position in our crazy, nutty, perhaps even, dare I say, madcap world. Starting at the pivotal role of catcher for the SMBPF All Franks Team is
A second pick overall in season 1 by the missed sagacious (respect), was ridiculously traded to the Jimmies in season 5, and helped Jacksonville win the WS. Tremendous hitter and very capable behind the plate and handling pitchers. Perhaps the single most valuable player in our world.
Covering first base:
The World's all time leader in HRs, RBIs, SBs, slugging percentage, runs, and others. Close with Dizzy Allen, but I put him as DH.
At second base another close call, but if I pick:
An IFA in season3. Signed for 22.6 million buckaroos. I'd say rushed to the show, but is rounding into a potential, perennial
MVP candidate.
At shortstop, I'd want to send out:
A little Jeterish on defense, but 'roid aided Tejada-like offense, especially power.
At third I'd send out "Sarge" as he's now known to his teammates according to me:
A great combination of defense and batting prowess, a rocket arm and very capable bat. Could win Gold Gloves and Silver sluggers for seasons to come.
manning the fence in left would be:
He's getting up there one of the world's all-time hit leaders is still producing.
Patrolling centerfield would be Flash "The cash, Mr. smallmouth" Bass:
2nd pick in season 3, having a monster season currently. Decent in the field with huge power, and good speed.
Rightfield may be this World's most inglorious position. Rob Dickerson, a three time MVP, would have been a shoe in a couple seasons ago but his position has been handed over to:
Could win an MVP if everything fell into place but as is, Diaz will win many silver slugger and all star accolades.
My DH: would have to be:
First overall pick in season 2. Power, eye, speed. Will win an MVP at some point.
There are a great deal of upper echelon candidates at every position, I made my picks based on defense and offense ratings, total career stats and current stats, as well as whatever potential there may be.
My starting pitcher would be:
I think I picked another pitcher over Matthews last season in my pitcher rankings, but he continues to dominate.
There were many great pitchers to choose from, a lot on Oakland's staff. KC's Jumbo Long was my second pick and Oakland's Morgan Brow third.
That's it. Feel free to comment and/or critique on the chat. When i get a chance I'll do each franchise's best draft pick next.
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A second pick overall in season 1 by the missed sagacious (respect), was ridiculously traded to the Jimmies in season 5, and helped Jacksonville win the WS. Tremendous hitter and very capable behind the plate and handling pitchers. Perhaps the single most valuable player in our world.
Covering first base:
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The World's all time leader in HRs, RBIs, SBs, slugging percentage, runs, and others. Close with Dizzy Allen, but I put him as DH.
At second base another close call, but if I pick:
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An IFA in season3. Signed for 22.6 million buckaroos. I'd say rushed to the show, but is rounding into a potential, perennial
MVP candidate.
At shortstop, I'd want to send out:
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A little Jeterish on defense, but 'roid aided Tejada-like offense, especially power.
At third I'd send out "Sarge" as he's now known to his teammates according to me:
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A great combination of defense and batting prowess, a rocket arm and very capable bat. Could win Gold Gloves and Silver sluggers for seasons to come.
manning the fence in left would be:
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He's getting up there one of the world's all-time hit leaders is still producing.
Patrolling centerfield would be Flash "The cash, Mr. smallmouth" Bass:
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2nd pick in season 3, having a monster season currently. Decent in the field with huge power, and good speed.
Rightfield may be this World's most inglorious position. Rob Dickerson, a three time MVP, would have been a shoe in a couple seasons ago but his position has been handed over to:
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Could win an MVP if everything fell into place but as is, Diaz will win many silver slugger and all star accolades.
My DH: would have to be:
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First overall pick in season 2. Power, eye, speed. Will win an MVP at some point.
There are a great deal of upper echelon candidates at every position, I made my picks based on defense and offense ratings, total career stats and current stats, as well as whatever potential there may be.
My starting pitcher would be:
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I think I picked another pitcher over Matthews last season in my pitcher rankings, but he continues to dominate.
There were many great pitchers to choose from, a lot on Oakland's staff. KC's Jumbo Long was my second pick and Oakland's Morgan Brow third.
That's it. Feel free to comment and/or critique on the chat. When i get a chance I'll do each franchise's best draft pick next.
Monday, September 14, 2009
Season 7 Preview
Once again it's time to ruffle some feathers and expose myself to open mockery. The following preview is based on my much lauded opinions. I'm a multi award winning CEO, who has appeared and been featured in many forms of media, both local and national (ok, that's overblown but essentially all true). I am highly Googleable. What I'm trying to impress uopn you, besides the previous sentence, is that I know what the f*ck I'm talking about! I ain't no fool, I just play one in HBD. Anyhoo, here goes:
AL NORTH
BURLINGTON NORTHERNS
Predicted Season 6 record: 78-84/Actual: 76-86
Payroll: $95.6 mil
Offense: C (A couple of solid hitters in Rivera and Brower, not a lot else)
Pitching: D (Yeah, yeah it's all Cy, all the time, drew)
Fielding: C+ (Not horrid, not great)
Overall: C
MVP:
CY YOUNG:
ROY: Nil
Best Prospect: (anxiously awaits drew's inevitable mismanagement)
Outlook: Yeeeesh, look out below!
Forecast: 69-93 (book it!)
MONTREAL MAROONS
Season 6 predicted record 72-90/ actual 81-81
Payroll: $12.7 mil. (WTF?!)
Offense: C+ (A couple of rookie hitters added to the mix, but not much depth)
Pitching: C (A little weak, not much depth)
Defense: B- (Good gloves where needed)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY YOUNG:
ROY: See above and throw in
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Some very good to excellent young players, but not much support, should be the same or slightly better than last season.
Forecast: 84-78
DETROIT DRIVE
Predicted season 6: 90-72/actual: 71-91
Payroll: $85.5 mil
Offense: C+ (some pop, decent splits, good eyes)
Pitching: C+ (just barely a plus)
Defense: C- (definitely not a GG squad)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY:
ROY: Call this guy up
Best prospect:
Outlook: Not my best prediction last season. Could surprise some, but I've downgraded my forecast.
FORECAST: 76-86
MILWAUKEE UECKERS
Season 6 prediction: 65-97/actual: 53-109
Payroll: $55.7 mil
Offense: D (a little pop, no stud bat and little split depth)
Pitching: C- (not very good, still better than Burlington's)
Defense: C+ (excellent SS, CF, and 3B, so hit it anywhere else)
Overall: C-
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Seasons of inept management (hmmm, sounds like someone else), didn't leave much for foolsgold to work with. But I'll be buggered if he hasn't been busy remaking this team. Still some moves to come apparently, that will improve this team. Wave when you pass Burlington.
FORECAST: 68-94
Season 6 Record: 65-97
AL EAST
CHICAGO BLACK HOLES
Predicted season 6: 62-100/actual: 69-93
Payroll: $61.8
Offense: C- (some pop, but not decent splits)
Pitching: C (C)
Defense: B
Overall: C
MVP:
CY:
ROY: ?
Best prospect:
Outlook: Will improve slightly on last seasons resurgence.
FORECAST: 76-86
NEW YORK YANKEES
Predicted season 6: 95-67/actual: 98-64
Payroll: $112.1 mil
Offense: A (Holy crap this team can hit)
Pitching: B+
Defense: C+ (surprisingly average fielders)
Overall: B+
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Will anyone knock the Yanks from their perch? Perennial WS contender.
FORECAST: 100-62
TRENTON ENFORCERS
Predicted season 6: 82-80/actual 91-71
Payroll: $104.5 mil
Offense: B (The bats will win games)
Pitching: C+ (the pitching will keep them in games)
Defense: C- (The fielding will cost some games)
Overall: C+
MVP:
(Holy Shit!)
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: A little pitching depth, and a glove here and there, and we have a contender
Forecast: 92-70
SYRACUSE
Predicted Season 6 94-68/actual: 91-71
Payroll: $77.6 mil
Offense: B- (great team eye, some pop)
Pitching: B- (depth could be an issue, great control)
Defense: C- (a little shaky)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook:Pretty much the same as last season, don't think they'll be able to challenge for the division with the Yanks, but will still be a wildcard threat.
FORECAST: 92-70
AL SOUTH
AUSTIN ARGONAUTS
Predicted Season 6: 100-62/ actual: 95-67
Payroll: $90.1
Offense: B (teamwide power, but not deep in splits, and mediocre eyes)
Pitching: B (Fairly strong)
Defense: B+ (team strength)
Overall: B
MVP:
CY:
ROY: N/A
Best Prospect:
Took a step small step back last season, with some teams getting stronger, Austin might see another slight slip
FORECAST: 95-67
MEMPHIS MAD DOGS
Season 6 prediction: 97-65/ actual: 102-60
Payroll: $99.5
Offense: B (all categories abley solid)
Pitching: B+ (many teams seem to have taken a slight step backwards)
Defense: C+ (Lack of a glove at SS hinders things)
Overall: B
MVP:
CY:
ROY: N/A
Best Prospect:
Outlook: All in all, a very good team still, but seems tome to be not as strong as previous years. Still sved is one of HBD's best, so anything less than the ALCS championship series would be a surprise)
FORECAST: 98-64
KANSAS CITY FAGGOTS
Season 6 prediction: 99-63/actual: 89-73 (ouch)
Payroll: $104.3 mil
Offense: A (Damn this team can hit)
Pitching: B+ (The pitchers will win games too)
Defense: C (lack of range and a SS hurts)
Overall: B
MVP:
CY:
ROY: (it's a stretch)
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Solid wood swingers, no ball slappers here, should see the Fag's erection of great score totals. Strong yet limp wrists will also see a staff penetrate a tight strike zone. Gay times lay ahead for KC.
FORECAST: 96-56
RICHMOND INFORMERS
Predicted season 6: 65-97/actual 56-106
Payroll: $59.1 mil.
Offense: C (very middle of the road, not much high end talent)
Pitching: C+ (seems much improved from last season)
Defense: B+ Good range, gloves, and arms, will bolster pitching)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Seems to be greatly improved from last season. If only a couple more top bats could be found, this team could be pushing 90 wins, but high 70s/low 80's seems to be the ceiling. Doesn't help playing in (very arguably nowadays) the best division in BPF
FORECAST: 78-84
AL WEST
TUCSON TERRORS
Predicted season6: 102-60/actual 93-69
Payroll: $74.6 mil.
Offense: A (Scary, scary top end talent)
Pitching: B- (not as deep as one might wish)
Defense: C+ (Steady gloves, but unspectacular)
Overall: B
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Maybe the best trio of hitters in SMBPF with Allen, Laroche, and Cubillan, add a couple more high end arms, and look out, but with out them my Cripples will be reclaiming the division title, sorry orabbi, but it's true.
FORECAST: 97-65
HONOLULU HARPOON
Season 6 prediction: 80-82/actual 82-80
Payroll; $40.5 mil
Offense: C+ (just a cut above average)
Pitching:C+ (see above)
Defense:C+ (see above)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Will play the role of spoiler down the stretch, but a damn good spoiler.
FORECAST: 86-76
SAN FRANCISCO SEA BASS
Season 6 prediction: 82-80/ actual 54-108
Payroll: $71.5 mil
Offense: B- (not bad)
Pitching: C+ (pretty good)
Defense: C+ (good arms)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Can't possibly lose a hundred games again this season, they just can't.
FORECAST: 83-79
ALBUQUERQUE CRIPPLEDPITCHERS
Predicted Season 6 record: 92-70/Actual : 84-78
Payroll: $37.1 mil/
Offense: A- (Weaker against righties, but very solid all around, team wide off year
in season 6)
Pitching: A (Many rookies this season but significantly upgraded)
Defense: B+ (Solid but no gold glove types)
Overall: A-
MVP: Lance Morris
Cy Young: Curtis McMillon
ROY: Curtis McMillon
Best Prospect:
OUTLOOK: A season long slump affected the line up and the pitching was inconsistent. Call ups should take care of some of the pitching woes. An anticipated rebound from the hitters, should see Albuquerque push the 100 win mark and give Tucson a run for their money.
FORECAST: 101-61
NATIONAL LEAGUE
NL North
BUFFALO WOODEN NICKLE
Season 6 prediction: 70-92/actual: 85-77 (good job)
Payroll: $101.4 mil
Offense: B- (not a lot of high end ratings, but very capable)
Pitching: C+ (Matthews and a wicked closer, not a lot of depth, but can steal the odd game)
Defense: C (pretty good range, mediocre gloves, lacking a solid SS)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect: Normally I'd go with a position guy over a DH and BBmogul has a beauty CF on the farm but this guy will mash.
Outlook: One of several quietly building franchises in SMBPF. Surprised me last season, and very adept management will continue to show improvement in Buffalo
FORECAST: 90-72
IOWA CITY CORN-ISH HENS
Season 6 prediction: 85-77/actual: 84-78 (damn that's close)
Payroll: $91.5 mil
Offense: C+ (Very strong against lefties, but lacking in big power)
Pitching: B- (No real stars aside from the closer, but deep in good quality)
Defense: C- (A definite weakness with no solid D at CF and SS)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY:
ROY: N/A
Best Prospect: Damn!
Outlook: Very much the same as last season, will be in the mix for the division title. A big bat and some gloves at critical places, this team becomes very good.
FORECAST: 89-73
CINCINNATI RED THUMPERS
Season 6 Prediction: 92-70/actual: 89-73 (soooo close)
Payroll: $61.7 mil.
Offense: C+ (big power, and speed, not the deepest of splits or eye)
Pitching: C+ (seems much improved from season 6)
Defense: B- (strong up the middle, fair everywhere else)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect: One of the best in SMBPF
Outlook: One of this World's most competitive divisions will again see a tight finish. Cincinnati might be the cream of a very close crop.
FORECAST: 91-71
MINNESOTA SALVATION
Season 6 Prediction: 70-92/ Actual 70-92 (boo-ya)
Payroll: $65.4 mil.
Offense: D+ (Very sporadic ratings, no real strength)
Pitching: C- (Not too pretty, good closer
Defense: A- (Wow)
Overall: C
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: The defense will keep the opposition from scoring at will. Could be a long season in the 'dome. On the plus many excellent pitching prospects in the minors.
FORECAST: 62-100
NL East
HARTFORD INSURANCE MEN
Season 6 prediction: 92-70/actual: 74-80 (one of my worst predictions)
Payroll: $84.9 mil
Offense: A- (Very dangerous line up, excellent top end, power and speed)
Pitching: C+ (Barely a C+, good staff control but not deeps splits)
Defense: C (Just adequate)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY:
ROY: N/A
Best Prospect: More suited to the AL, what a hitter!
Outlook: Will score some runs, but preventing them could be a challenge, though career years from the staff and superstars could carry this team to the playoffs>
FORECAST:82-80
ST LOUIS BUSCH WHACKERS
Season 6 prediction: 72-90/actual 77-85
Payroll: $84 mil
Offense: C (Non spectacular)
Pitching: C (See offense)
Defense: A- (Great range, strong up the middle)
Overall: C
MVP: Too hard to choose one
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Flashy defense up the middle can't cover the holes in this team, solidly in rebuild mode.
FORECAST: 70-92
DURHAM BULLS
SEason 6 prediction: 56-106/actual 57-105 (daaaammmmnnnn)
Payroll: $79.3 mil
Offense: C (Almost a C+, some power, but not great splits or eye)
Pitching: C+ (much improved from last season)
Defense: C(slightly improved from last season, but not stunning)
Overall: C
MVP:
CY:
ROY: No real candidates of note
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Will see a little improvement, needs to start stocking the minors.
FORECAST: 65-97
WICHITA THUNDER
Season 6 prediction: 95-67/actual: 79-83
Payroll: $102.8 mil
Offense: C+ (Kind of an odd mix)
Pitching: B (Pretty capable arms)
Defense: B+ (Awesome SS, pretty good ranges)
Overall: B
MVP:
CY:
ROY: N/A
Best Prospect: Get this man to the AL, what a hitter!
Outlook: Still looking for a stud power bat. Don't know what happened last season a rebound is expected.
FORECAST: 86-76
NL South
NEW ORLEANS POSSE
Season 6 prediction: 76-86/actual: 58-104 (Holy f*ck, what heppened?)
Payroll: $87.3 mil.
Offense: C+ (Just a smidge above average, no real standouts)
Pitching: C (Not great control)
Defense: B- (Strong infield and middle)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Team wide improvements should see the Posse round-up a few more wins, and corral a closer to respectable record. Yeeeee-haw!
FORECAST: 68-94
JACKSON GENERALS
Season 6 Predicted: 100-62/actual: 86-76
Payroll: $107.5 mil
Offense: B (High contact, power)
Pitching: B ( Excellent control, not deep in splits)
Defense: B (Solid, but not hugely spectagular)
Overall: B
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Champagne wishes and Wildcard dreams. A stud starter would bolster this teams fortunes.
Season 6 Record: 90-72
LOUISVILLE MADNESS
Season 6 prediction: 94-68/actual: 86-76
Payroll: $81.1 mil.
Offense: B- (much weaker against lefties, but otherwise very solid)
Pitching: B (very good, but not great)
Defense: A (very capable in the field)
Overall: B+
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: A very good team, but not one of the World's elite. It's close but a wildcard spot is the ceiling for Louisville. Throw in a stud arm and/or hitter...
FORECAST: 94-68
JACKSONVILLE JIMMIES *WORLD CHAMPIONS*
Sson 6 prediction: 104-58/actual: 110-52
Payroll: $61.2 mil
Offense: A (No glaring weakness)
Pitching: B+ (Not deep in splits, but extremely worthwhile)
Defense: B (Not vacuums but they don't suck)
Overall: B+
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: With so many franchises improving, parity may make a 110 wins much tougher. Still, a strong chance to repeat. There's call-ups in AAA too.
FORECAST: 104-58
NL WEST
COLORADO SWINGERS
Season 6 prediction: 81-81/actual 84-78
Payroll: $84 mil
Offense: C+ (Loads of power, a little weak in splits)
Pitching: C (Pretty average arms, but excellent ground ball ratio will help somewhat to keep the ball in Coors)
Defense: C- (No Gold Glovers, weak at SS)
Overall: C
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: The aptly named Swingers will continue to pound out big flys, but will see pretty much the same results as last season.
FORECAST: 82-80
SAN DIGO TOREROS
Season 6 prediction: 94-68/actual: 90-72
Payroll: $59.5 mil
Offense: C (Let the rebuild begin!)
Pitching: C+ (An excellent top 3 starters, great control, not deep)
Defense: C+ (Lacking a true CFer)
Overall: C
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: It's rebuild time for San Diego. Already blessed with some strong prospects. Will win some games with very good top end pitching but offense will be an issue.
FORECAST: 74-88
OAKLAND OWNAGE
Season 6 prediction: 104-68/actual: 107-55
Payroll: $115.5 mil
Offense: A+ (Freakish offense, power, eye, deep)
Pitching: A+ (Good 'n deep)
Defense: B+ (Who cares about a GG CF with everything else going on)
Overall: A
MVP:
CY:
ROY: N/A
Best Prospect:
Outlook: The class of SMBPF. An incredibly strong team, will dominate.
FORECAST: 112-50
LAS VEGAS BANDITS
Season 6 prediction: 76-86/actual: 71-91
Payroll: $52.7 mil.
Offense: C- (No real threat at the plate)
Pitching: C (No real dominator)
Defense: C+ (No real wizard)
Overall: C
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: With many teams improving, it could be a long season for LV, They'll steal some wins, though. There's help in the system, some sage drafting will continue to enhance future seasons.
FORECAST: 70-92
TTTTHAT'S ALL FOLKS! Next I'll do a survey of your team's best draft pick.
AL NORTH
BURLINGTON NORTHERNS
Predicted Season 6 record: 78-84/Actual: 76-86
Payroll: $95.6 mil
Offense: C (A couple of solid hitters in Rivera and Brower, not a lot else)
Pitching: D (Yeah, yeah it's all Cy, all the time, drew)
Fielding: C+ (Not horrid, not great)
Overall: C
MVP:
CY YOUNG:
ROY: Nil
Best Prospect: (anxiously awaits drew's inevitable mismanagement)
Outlook: Yeeeesh, look out below!
Forecast: 69-93 (book it!)
MONTREAL MAROONS
Season 6 predicted record 72-90/ actual 81-81
Payroll: $12.7 mil. (WTF?!)
Offense: C+ (A couple of rookie hitters added to the mix, but not much depth)
Pitching: C (A little weak, not much depth)
Defense: B- (Good gloves where needed)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY YOUNG:
ROY: See above and throw in
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Some very good to excellent young players, but not much support, should be the same or slightly better than last season.
Forecast: 84-78
DETROIT DRIVE
Predicted season 6: 90-72/actual: 71-91
Payroll: $85.5 mil
Offense: C+ (some pop, decent splits, good eyes)
Pitching: C+ (just barely a plus)
Defense: C- (definitely not a GG squad)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY:
ROY: Call this guy up
Best prospect:
Outlook: Not my best prediction last season. Could surprise some, but I've downgraded my forecast.
FORECAST: 76-86
MILWAUKEE UECKERS
Season 6 prediction: 65-97/actual: 53-109
Payroll: $55.7 mil
Offense: D (a little pop, no stud bat and little split depth)
Pitching: C- (not very good, still better than Burlington's)
Defense: C+ (excellent SS, CF, and 3B, so hit it anywhere else)
Overall: C-
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Seasons of inept management (hmmm, sounds like someone else), didn't leave much for foolsgold to work with. But I'll be buggered if he hasn't been busy remaking this team. Still some moves to come apparently, that will improve this team. Wave when you pass Burlington.
FORECAST: 68-94
Season 6 Record: 65-97
AL EAST
CHICAGO BLACK HOLES
Predicted season 6: 62-100/actual: 69-93
Payroll: $61.8
Offense: C- (some pop, but not decent splits)
Pitching: C (C)
Defense: B
Overall: C
MVP:
CY:
ROY: ?
Best prospect:
Outlook: Will improve slightly on last seasons resurgence.
FORECAST: 76-86
NEW YORK YANKEES
Predicted season 6: 95-67/actual: 98-64
Payroll: $112.1 mil
Offense: A (Holy crap this team can hit)
Pitching: B+
Defense: C+ (surprisingly average fielders)
Overall: B+
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Will anyone knock the Yanks from their perch? Perennial WS contender.
FORECAST: 100-62
TRENTON ENFORCERS
Predicted season 6: 82-80/actual 91-71
Payroll: $104.5 mil
Offense: B (The bats will win games)
Pitching: C+ (the pitching will keep them in games)
Defense: C- (The fielding will cost some games)
Overall: C+
MVP:
(Holy Shit!)
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: A little pitching depth, and a glove here and there, and we have a contender
Forecast: 92-70
SYRACUSE
Predicted Season 6 94-68/actual: 91-71
Payroll: $77.6 mil
Offense: B- (great team eye, some pop)
Pitching: B- (depth could be an issue, great control)
Defense: C- (a little shaky)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook:Pretty much the same as last season, don't think they'll be able to challenge for the division with the Yanks, but will still be a wildcard threat.
FORECAST: 92-70
AL SOUTH
AUSTIN ARGONAUTS
Predicted Season 6: 100-62/ actual: 95-67
Payroll: $90.1
Offense: B (teamwide power, but not deep in splits, and mediocre eyes)
Pitching: B (Fairly strong)
Defense: B+ (team strength)
Overall: B
MVP:
CY:
ROY: N/A
Best Prospect:
Took a step small step back last season, with some teams getting stronger, Austin might see another slight slip
FORECAST: 95-67
MEMPHIS MAD DOGS
Season 6 prediction: 97-65/ actual: 102-60
Payroll: $99.5
Offense: B (all categories abley solid)
Pitching: B+ (many teams seem to have taken a slight step backwards)
Defense: C+ (Lack of a glove at SS hinders things)
Overall: B
MVP:
CY:
ROY: N/A
Best Prospect:
Outlook: All in all, a very good team still, but seems tome to be not as strong as previous years. Still sved is one of HBD's best, so anything less than the ALCS championship series would be a surprise)
FORECAST: 98-64
KANSAS CITY FAGGOTS
Season 6 prediction: 99-63/actual: 89-73 (ouch)
Payroll: $104.3 mil
Offense: A (Damn this team can hit)
Pitching: B+ (The pitchers will win games too)
Defense: C (lack of range and a SS hurts)
Overall: B
MVP:
CY:
ROY: (it's a stretch)
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Solid wood swingers, no ball slappers here, should see the Fag's erection of great score totals. Strong yet limp wrists will also see a staff penetrate a tight strike zone. Gay times lay ahead for KC.
FORECAST: 96-56
RICHMOND INFORMERS
Predicted season 6: 65-97/actual 56-106
Payroll: $59.1 mil.
Offense: C (very middle of the road, not much high end talent)
Pitching: C+ (seems much improved from last season)
Defense: B+ Good range, gloves, and arms, will bolster pitching)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Seems to be greatly improved from last season. If only a couple more top bats could be found, this team could be pushing 90 wins, but high 70s/low 80's seems to be the ceiling. Doesn't help playing in (very arguably nowadays) the best division in BPF
FORECAST: 78-84
AL WEST
TUCSON TERRORS
Predicted season6: 102-60/actual 93-69
Payroll: $74.6 mil.
Offense: A (Scary, scary top end talent)
Pitching: B- (not as deep as one might wish)
Defense: C+ (Steady gloves, but unspectacular)
Overall: B
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Maybe the best trio of hitters in SMBPF with Allen, Laroche, and Cubillan, add a couple more high end arms, and look out, but with out them my Cripples will be reclaiming the division title, sorry orabbi, but it's true.
FORECAST: 97-65
HONOLULU HARPOON
Season 6 prediction: 80-82/actual 82-80
Payroll; $40.5 mil
Offense: C+ (just a cut above average)
Pitching:C+ (see above)
Defense:C+ (see above)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Will play the role of spoiler down the stretch, but a damn good spoiler.
FORECAST: 86-76
SAN FRANCISCO SEA BASS
Season 6 prediction: 82-80/ actual 54-108
Payroll: $71.5 mil
Offense: B- (not bad)
Pitching: C+ (pretty good)
Defense: C+ (good arms)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Can't possibly lose a hundred games again this season, they just can't.
FORECAST: 83-79
ALBUQUERQUE CRIPPLEDPITCHERS
Predicted Season 6 record: 92-70/Actual : 84-78
Payroll: $37.1 mil/
Offense: A- (Weaker against righties, but very solid all around, team wide off year
in season 6)
Pitching: A (Many rookies this season but significantly upgraded)
Defense: B+ (Solid but no gold glove types)
Overall: A-
MVP: Lance Morris
Cy Young: Curtis McMillon
ROY: Curtis McMillon
Best Prospect:
OUTLOOK: A season long slump affected the line up and the pitching was inconsistent. Call ups should take care of some of the pitching woes. An anticipated rebound from the hitters, should see Albuquerque push the 100 win mark and give Tucson a run for their money.
FORECAST: 101-61
NATIONAL LEAGUE
NL North
BUFFALO WOODEN NICKLE
Season 6 prediction: 70-92/actual: 85-77 (good job)
Payroll: $101.4 mil
Offense: B- (not a lot of high end ratings, but very capable)
Pitching: C+ (Matthews and a wicked closer, not a lot of depth, but can steal the odd game)
Defense: C (pretty good range, mediocre gloves, lacking a solid SS)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect: Normally I'd go with a position guy over a DH and BBmogul has a beauty CF on the farm but this guy will mash.
Outlook: One of several quietly building franchises in SMBPF. Surprised me last season, and very adept management will continue to show improvement in Buffalo
FORECAST: 90-72
IOWA CITY CORN-ISH HENS
Season 6 prediction: 85-77/actual: 84-78 (damn that's close)
Payroll: $91.5 mil
Offense: C+ (Very strong against lefties, but lacking in big power)
Pitching: B- (No real stars aside from the closer, but deep in good quality)
Defense: C- (A definite weakness with no solid D at CF and SS)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY:
ROY: N/A
Best Prospect: Damn!
Outlook: Very much the same as last season, will be in the mix for the division title. A big bat and some gloves at critical places, this team becomes very good.
FORECAST: 89-73
CINCINNATI RED THUMPERS
Season 6 Prediction: 92-70/actual: 89-73 (soooo close)
Payroll: $61.7 mil.
Offense: C+ (big power, and speed, not the deepest of splits or eye)
Pitching: C+ (seems much improved from season 6)
Defense: B- (strong up the middle, fair everywhere else)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect: One of the best in SMBPF
Outlook: One of this World's most competitive divisions will again see a tight finish. Cincinnati might be the cream of a very close crop.
FORECAST: 91-71
MINNESOTA SALVATION
Season 6 Prediction: 70-92/ Actual 70-92 (boo-ya)
Payroll: $65.4 mil.
Offense: D+ (Very sporadic ratings, no real strength)
Pitching: C- (Not too pretty, good closer
Defense: A- (Wow)
Overall: C
MVP:
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Best Prospect:
Outlook: The defense will keep the opposition from scoring at will. Could be a long season in the 'dome. On the plus many excellent pitching prospects in the minors.
FORECAST: 62-100
NL East
HARTFORD INSURANCE MEN
Season 6 prediction: 92-70/actual: 74-80 (one of my worst predictions)
Payroll: $84.9 mil
Offense: A- (Very dangerous line up, excellent top end, power and speed)
Pitching: C+ (Barely a C+, good staff control but not deeps splits)
Defense: C (Just adequate)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY:
ROY: N/A
Best Prospect: More suited to the AL, what a hitter!
Outlook: Will score some runs, but preventing them could be a challenge, though career years from the staff and superstars could carry this team to the playoffs>
FORECAST:82-80
ST LOUIS BUSCH WHACKERS
Season 6 prediction: 72-90/actual 77-85
Payroll: $84 mil
Offense: C (Non spectacular)
Pitching: C (See offense)
Defense: A- (Great range, strong up the middle)
Overall: C
MVP: Too hard to choose one
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Flashy defense up the middle can't cover the holes in this team, solidly in rebuild mode.
FORECAST: 70-92
DURHAM BULLS
SEason 6 prediction: 56-106/actual 57-105 (daaaammmmnnnn)
Payroll: $79.3 mil
Offense: C (Almost a C+, some power, but not great splits or eye)
Pitching: C+ (much improved from last season)
Defense: C(slightly improved from last season, but not stunning)
Overall: C
MVP:
CY:
ROY: No real candidates of note
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Will see a little improvement, needs to start stocking the minors.
FORECAST: 65-97
WICHITA THUNDER
Season 6 prediction: 95-67/actual: 79-83
Payroll: $102.8 mil
Offense: C+ (Kind of an odd mix)
Pitching: B (Pretty capable arms)
Defense: B+ (Awesome SS, pretty good ranges)
Overall: B
MVP:
CY:
ROY: N/A
Best Prospect: Get this man to the AL, what a hitter!
Outlook: Still looking for a stud power bat. Don't know what happened last season a rebound is expected.
FORECAST: 86-76
NL South
NEW ORLEANS POSSE
Season 6 prediction: 76-86/actual: 58-104 (Holy f*ck, what heppened?)
Payroll: $87.3 mil.
Offense: C+ (Just a smidge above average, no real standouts)
Pitching: C (Not great control)
Defense: B- (Strong infield and middle)
Overall: C+
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Team wide improvements should see the Posse round-up a few more wins, and corral a closer to respectable record. Yeeeee-haw!
FORECAST: 68-94
JACKSON GENERALS
Season 6 Predicted: 100-62/actual: 86-76
Payroll: $107.5 mil
Offense: B (High contact, power)
Pitching: B ( Excellent control, not deep in splits)
Defense: B (Solid, but not hugely spectagular)
Overall: B
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: Champagne wishes and Wildcard dreams. A stud starter would bolster this teams fortunes.
Season 6 Record: 90-72
LOUISVILLE MADNESS
Season 6 prediction: 94-68/actual: 86-76
Payroll: $81.1 mil.
Offense: B- (much weaker against lefties, but otherwise very solid)
Pitching: B (very good, but not great)
Defense: A (very capable in the field)
Overall: B+
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: A very good team, but not one of the World's elite. It's close but a wildcard spot is the ceiling for Louisville. Throw in a stud arm and/or hitter...
FORECAST: 94-68
JACKSONVILLE JIMMIES *WORLD CHAMPIONS*
Sson 6 prediction: 104-58/actual: 110-52
Payroll: $61.2 mil
Offense: A (No glaring weakness)
Pitching: B+ (Not deep in splits, but extremely worthwhile)
Defense: B (Not vacuums but they don't suck)
Overall: B+
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: With so many franchises improving, parity may make a 110 wins much tougher. Still, a strong chance to repeat. There's call-ups in AAA too.
FORECAST: 104-58
NL WEST
COLORADO SWINGERS
Season 6 prediction: 81-81/actual 84-78
Payroll: $84 mil
Offense: C+ (Loads of power, a little weak in splits)
Pitching: C (Pretty average arms, but excellent ground ball ratio will help somewhat to keep the ball in Coors)
Defense: C- (No Gold Glovers, weak at SS)
Overall: C
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: The aptly named Swingers will continue to pound out big flys, but will see pretty much the same results as last season.
FORECAST: 82-80
SAN DIGO TOREROS
Season 6 prediction: 94-68/actual: 90-72
Payroll: $59.5 mil
Offense: C (Let the rebuild begin!)
Pitching: C+ (An excellent top 3 starters, great control, not deep)
Defense: C+ (Lacking a true CFer)
Overall: C
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: It's rebuild time for San Diego. Already blessed with some strong prospects. Will win some games with very good top end pitching but offense will be an issue.
FORECAST: 74-88
OAKLAND OWNAGE
Season 6 prediction: 104-68/actual: 107-55
Payroll: $115.5 mil
Offense: A+ (Freakish offense, power, eye, deep)
Pitching: A+ (Good 'n deep)
Defense: B+ (Who cares about a GG CF with everything else going on)
Overall: A
MVP:
CY:
ROY: N/A
Best Prospect:
Outlook: The class of SMBPF. An incredibly strong team, will dominate.
FORECAST: 112-50
LAS VEGAS BANDITS
Season 6 prediction: 76-86/actual: 71-91
Payroll: $52.7 mil.
Offense: C- (No real threat at the plate)
Pitching: C (No real dominator)
Defense: C+ (No real wizard)
Overall: C
MVP:
CY:
ROY:
Best Prospect:
Outlook: With many teams improving, it could be a long season for LV, They'll steal some wins, though. There's help in the system, some sage drafting will continue to enhance future seasons.
FORECAST: 70-92
TTTTHAT'S ALL FOLKS! Next I'll do a survey of your team's best draft pick.
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