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Thursday, November 22, 2012

Unintentionally sexual retro ads

The little girl is being mouth raped by a sadistic boy, using a chiquita banana? You can almost see her tears. She should have cried, because it's the tears that get you caught.

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Winter Beer is Here

It was 70 degrees over the weekend here in the Mid-Atlantic, but then yesterday it was 40 degrees, and today it is nearly freezing, so I think I can officially start talking about winter beers; what I'm drinking, and what you should be drinking. If you regularly attend AA meetings, then please move on, nothing to see here. And this is not just the typical Sam Adams winter lager, or Sierra Nevada's winter brew, but stuff you might need to dig around for if you want a sip of it.

Dogfish Head Namaste: Belgian style witbier, one of the "cheaper" beers on this list, it goes down very smoothly, but one bottle is pretty much enough for one sitting.

Sierra Nevada Brux: Yes, SN is a big brewery and I just made fun of them at the top of this post, but this is not your typical mass-produced winter beer. And it's not just SN, they brewed this with another group, Russian River Brewing. Very dry, very spicy, this is not a "I'm going to drink this whole thing in one sitting" beer. And it actually fits into the category of "I'm going to keep this beer on my shelf for a year and open it later."

Allagash Hugh Malone: Allagash did a big series of beers here, but this one is my favorite of the lot. Belgian IPA, I'm a sucker for Belgian style beers, and IPA's, so it was two thumbs up from me as soon as I opened the bottle. Although this year's Fluxus is a close second.

North Coast Old Rasputin: If you can get your hands on a bottle of this, get two, and then send me one. I have yet to find this on a shelf anywhere. A buddy of mine had a bottle that we dove into two weeks ago, and it was phenomenal. Since then I've been looking for it, but have not yet found a store that carries it. It's dark, it's thick, just the way sergei likes his men.

Boulevard Bourbon Barrel Quad: Again, good luck finding it. You might need to actually travel to Missouri where it's brewed. I had a bottle at a restaurant in Tennessee (you're the only ten I see) a couple of weekends ago, and they said their supply was running out quickly. I know they had it at my local favorite beer store at some point, but now there's just a big link saying "click here if you want to know when we will have this in stock again." Fuckers.

Delirium Noel: It's strong and dark, in the same vein as their Nocturnum that you might be familiar with, but a bit stronger, and harder to find since it's only around for a couple of months. What's kinda cool is you can get it in a big bottle, or you can actually get a 6-pack of it.

Kasteel Rouge: Last, but not least, the gayest beer of the group so far. Very fruity, but you'll fucking love it. Big bottle, but you will sit down and drink the whole thing if you're not careful.

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Current All BPF Team

Here is what I consider to be the best players by position currently in BPF. Sad that several of my players were in the top 3 position-wise, including the Chief. In the end, with some decisions really easy (Rosado), some were tougher (2B and CF especially).

Catcher:

CF
This one was a bit tough. Hawksworth, over in Scottsdale, should have this spot based solely on offense and awards. I looked at defense though, and a team needs a lead-off hitter, so behold: