AL Least: A Landscape Marked By Missing Yankee Posters, How Sad.

The AL Least, where someone is taking New York players and not replacing them, call the FBI, this might be one for Hutch, JJ, and Garcia, and that dweeb who knows everything, fuck him.

Chicago Black Holes
104-58/1st
This team got off to a bodickulus start last season before cooling off some down the stretch. Very, very little has changed. CY guy Idiot Wayne anchors a very capable staff, and the offense remains as dangerous as ever. Man, I really want to go to Chicago. Just fucking eat. Other than that not much to say, really. It's status quo.
Defense: B
Offense: B+
Pitching: B+
Prediction: 100-62/ 1st



New York Yankees
78-84/3rd
Okay, what the fuck?! There's 14 players on the big league roster. How the fuck am I supposed to preview that. So waht reigning MVP Cruz is still there or pitcher Arias, Black, and some other guy. Where have all the players gone? Why would they just be gone with no one to fill their shoes. Is there meaning to this? Will there be a mass of cheap signings and call ups, at the end of spring traing? Didn't we go through a hole ordeal last season with gassed pitchers due to lack of arms? I'm at a loss. Like whole hordes of people voting against their own self interests, I'm just stumped as to why. So for now no grades, just an incomplete, and as it stands now a record of 6-156.

Almost don't feel like posting a pic, but I love you guys...


Trenton Enforcers
84-78/2nd
It's been a busy preseason in Trenton, a flurry of discount FA signings in Tarasco, Morris, and Zhang, coupla trades landing Valentin and White, even a rule5 draftee in Neruda (whose mediocrity could be described as meteoric), might see Trenton push last seasons win total up a couple. Or down a couple. What am I? Nostrodamus? Again this team is insanely durable.
Defense: C+
Offense: B-
Pitching: B-
Prediction: 84-78



Syracuse Street Walkers
74-88th/4th
So my last two forecast for this team have been waaaaay off, way, way, the fuck, off. I'm a little wary of this team now, but let's consider what we've got: Not much.
When your best pitcher is your closer, and your star is Boskie, there will be no playoff hunt. On the other hand, you can spend time you'd be into your team into some much needed manscaping. Nobody likes unsightly, and unwanted, hairs.
Defense: C+
Offense: C+
Pitching: C+
Prediction: 70-92