Huge Trade!!

At 12:03PM EST, a huge trade went down in BPF, between Albuquerque and Syracuse.  The Sandias finally ship Willie Parker and his contract out of town, while Syracuse unloads a prospect in Yeico Arias, a pitcher that the franchise wasn't sold on.  Syracuse gets a lead-off guy who posted a .412 OBP last season, and Albuquerque gets a future closer, if all goes well.  But that's not the story.

The story is how smoothly this trade went off, despite involving two of the biggest assholes in all of BPF.  Has either owner ever started trade talks with a fair trade?  Has either owner ever finished a deal in less than one day?  Has either owner ever closed a deal that involved no heated trade chats with their potential vicitm, er, trade partner?  See if you can follow this chain of events, and see if you believe it.  Domi sends NJ a trade offer.  NJ rejects the trade offer, and counters with an offer that involves an entirely different set of players.  Domi accepts the trade.  Get the fuck out of here!!  There was no trade chat?!  There was no angling for higher valued pieces!?  There was no *'d out profanity and/or name calling?!  History has been made here today, ladies and gentlemen.  I'm sorry, drew isn't here anymore.  It should just be "gentlemen."