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Once again foolsgold has been busy making huge deals, that see him getting younger and cheaper but absolutely no loss on ML talent. Once again the AL favourite, which is amazing when you consider what was dealt away.
Defense: A
Hitting: A
Pitching: A+
Prediction: 110-52
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Even more trades than Milwaukee and even a couple of bargain FA signings have pushed the Maroons payroll to over $25 mil. Holy shit. Still not enough ML talent to threaten the Ueckers. Pretty good pop in the line-up, but not a ton of elite level splits or contact.
Defense: B
Hitting: B+
Pitching: B
Prediction: 89-73
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patterba gave up on drew124's disatser after two seasons, which surprised me because he was one of the first to re-up. Oh well, in steps just4u2nv, with unenviable task of righting this team. It's going to take some work, but aside from promoting a few warm bodies, there has been little progress made so far. Look for a top 3 pick in season13.
Defense: A
Hitting: C-
Pitching:C-
Prediction: 56-106
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Heee's back and apparently has picked up a gambling bug which we all have to know about in excrutiating detail. domi has taken over for long time BPF member mb bengals, who shared the unfortunate talent evaluation skills as former division-mates turbohawk and drew124. That leaves domi not a helluva lot to work with.
Defense: C
Hitting: C+
Pitching:C+
Prediction: 72-90
AL East
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Pretty much the same team as last season. Dummy wayne and delino Hall plus a very good supporting cast, make Chicago a formidable squad match up against.
Defense: B+
Hitting: A-
Pitching: A-
Prediction: 100-62
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Oh the Glory Days, but a distant memory. The new normal is not so glorious. While still featuring some dynamite MLers, the price of success is showing and there aren't enough innings in this pitching staff. Nothing much in the minors due to years of scout killing payrolls and draft picks. Ahahahahahaha. Wait a minute, what's my payroll? Having Post out for 130+ more days doesn't help matters. At least there won't be a left handed second baseman turning to throw to first anymore.
Defense: C+
Hitting: C+
Pitching: Incomplete
Prediction: as is 70-92, pitching will die by the All star game.
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HAWKEYE has been a busy, busy boy this off season. Team still may not be enough to challenge Burlington or Chicago, or even a wildcard spot, but this team will not be a pushover, and if a bunch of players had career years 85 wins could be possible.Strength is the line up, weakness is the pitching and a lack of quality gloves at SS and CF. At least there's an effort being made, which is all I ask.
Defense: C+
Hitting: B
Pitching: C
Prediction: 81-81
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A sure sign of character is admitting when you are wrong, and brother, was I wrong. I don't know what I was looking at because this team looks pretty damn good on paper. jesus, one of my cats just took a shit, and my fuck, does it stink. Almost as much as paying $20 million per for a career .198 hitter in 116 post season at-bats. Maybe Avila won't disappear for jonboy like he did for me.
Defense: C+
Hitting: B
Pitching: B-
Prediction: 94-68
AL South
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Looks to be another long season in Houston. There is talent, just not much of it. Pitching looks like it will have control and fatigue issues. Still, I trust joe has a plan to imrprove, he's got payroll flexibility to quickly build up the minors and be a threat in a couple seasons.
Defense: C+
Hitting: C+
Pitching: C-
Prediction: 63-99
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ghutton stepped in last season after I questioned mesapitfan's handling of his franchise, and he bailed. that's happened a few times now. I like it. Anyways, this is ghutton's first full season in BPF and he's in control of what was an attempted tankjob. A few savvy trades and FA signings should slow the bleeding. The pitching remains a sore point, but the offense is improved. And budget room will allow for some scouting rewards, keep up the good work ghutton.
Defense: C+
Hitting: C+
Pitching: C
Prediction: 68-94
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Another season, another step forward for jcarver. No trade action, but a couple FA pitchers to bolster a very decent staff. Looks good for another division title for the Informers. Hitters look a touch weak ins splits, but enough power, contact and eye. Pitching looks surprisingly strong.
Defense: B+
Hitting: B-
Pitching: B+
Prediction: 94-68
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(If you're squeamish or homophobic or sensitive, consider this a warning)
It was April 2005, sergei and I met at a hotel bar in Quncy, Massachusets. The attraction was mutual and instant. I felt my manbat stiffen when my eyes massaged his brickshithouse type body. I knew then and there I had to feel that Tagalog cock up my waste chute. I plied him with booze, until he was slurring, but I knew soon he would be slurping. Slurping up my testicular sea monkeys. My hand brushed gently against his, and our eyes locked. He looked at me and it was like two dicks were poking me in the eyes. "Do you want to see my mini-bar" I ask. "I shought you'd never ashk" he responds, before sweeping me up in his arms, throwing several Benjamins at the bartender, and carrying me over his shoulder to my hotel rooms, bumping my head several times in the elevator on the way. But the throbbing in my skull was nothing compared to the throvbbing of my raging loins. We rip at each others clothes, tearing like rabid animals, foaming at the mouth with mansexual desire. After that it goes black. I woke up the next morning with a bottle of champagne sticking out of my ass, all my money stolen, and my cock wrapped in tinfoil. and he never called me, even though I know I gave him my number. So the lesson here is, don't meet up with sergei for hot man action.
Defense: A+
Hitting: B-
Pitching: B-
Prediction: 87-75, and a bleeding rectum.
AL West
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As usual I started the season wanting to trade for the future but once again that fell flat. Lost Lance Morris and the aforementioned Avila and replaced them with Howie Charles and Alfredo Saez, ugh. I'd link the players, but we all know no one clicks links. For the first time in a few seasons my expectations are much lower. In worlds that don't have a team like the Ueckers, this team might be a favourite, but as it is, it's an also-ran. If I had the ability to get people to give up their first born and any future earnings like foolsgold does it would be a different story. But since I usually only get offers I'd be willing accept if my IQ was less than half of it's current, I'm stuck with FA as the only way to reshape my team. You're all a bunch of fucking cocksuckers, selfish fucking pricks. Nothing personal.
Defense: B-
Hitting: A-
Pitching:A+
Prediction: More wins than losses, quick playoff exit
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This team has continued to improve every season, save season7, since shiish joined us in season5,. That's pretty impressive. Having said that, I'm not sure it will happen in season12. Defense is a strength in that it's good where it has to be, but the offense's mediocrity will be amplified by swinging in 81 games in Honolulu, while the pitching's mediocrity will be disguised by throwing in 81 games in Honolulu. I usually post last seasons predictions but my fiasco earlier took the wind out of my sails. I'm saying that because I think I underestimated this team last season.
Defense: B-
Hitting: C
Pitching: C
Prediction: 81-81
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kemosabe is back mofos, deal wit' it, yo. He rep'asentin SLC, bitches. Yo, straight up, this be a rebuild, yo, but with respect. This is how we do. A'ight, yo, yo...ahhh fuck it, I don't know why i did that other than I'm going fucking nuts having sat here for 9 hours now, and losing half my previous work, just *poof* it's gone. Very good fielders to assist the yawn inducing pitching. The equally somnolent htiters won't do much to help out the fielders. Should see a good share of 4-2, 3-1 scores, but on the wrong side of the outcome. Plus, nine pitchers won't last the season.
Defense: A
Hitting: C
Pitching: Incomplete
Prediction: 69-93
And fina-fucking-ly,
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Looks like another season of sorrow in Scottsdale. Oh those poor, imaginary fans. Must be a miserable existence being a Storm Trooper as the fans are ill-advisedly self-referred to as. Surely there must be light at the end of the tunnel. Go towards the light, that's it, go towards the light.
Defense: A
Hitting:C-
Pitching: C-
Prediction: 59-103
Well that's it. Good luck all.
And now some chick that could be your little sister, I dunno.
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