Here we go fucktards, yet another season of Sag's Swingers Memorial BPF World. Over this Christmas weekend, I was sitting on the couch, stroking my cock, while looking at the ratings for Buck and Jumbo and Humberto and Rico, and I thought about how lucky we are to play in this world with so many good owners and such little drama and such quick rollovers after I win the WS. Not everyone is as fortunate as we are. Did you know some worlds don't fill all of their ownership spots within the first 24 hours? I know, I was shocked too. Did you know there are some worlds that have allowed reigny to lose 100+ games for ten consecutive seasons? The horror! And did you know they have what are called "public leagues," where any idiot can join without a password?!? I hope you're sitting down while you read this. We are very fortunate to play in a world like this, and you should at least think about thanking your commish for keeping this world running as smoothly as it does. I won't thank him, but maybe you should. And on that note, here are some Christmas videos you should click on if you don't want the terrorists to win. If you've already seen them, watch them again, assholes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nbyej2_50Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GA3HPlMhOE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6GGAEP9A7A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afbLb8A6oSE
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